Have You Heard This One?

Two West Country yokels were on the train heading homewards through Somerset, England when one of them noticed some cows.

'What a lovely bunch of cows.' he remarked.
'Not a bunch, herd,' his mate replied.

'Heard of what?'
'Herd of cows.'

'Of course I've heard of cows.'

'No, a cow herd.'

'What do I care what a cow heard.  I have no secrets to keep from a cow.'


Tags: Cattle, Police car, Somerset, Czech Republic, Intimidation, Jaroměř, Police officer, 2001 United Kingdom foot-and-mouth outbreak, Adnams Brewery, Australia–United States relations

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