- Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
- A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
- The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.
- Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks! Toshihiro Kawabata
- The second mouse gets the cheese.
- Milkman, please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the tops off the milk.
- Nothing succeeds like a parrot with no teeth. 'Do you serve lobsters?'
- Oxymoron: Look at that giant midget settle on the jumbo shrimp.
- Customer: 'Do you serve lobsters?' Waiter: 'We serve anybody, sir.'
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