Teacher : What came 1st Sun or Moon ???
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Student : Obviously Moon..
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Teacher: How
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Student: Madam obviously Honey'moon' only then 'Son' will come !!!
Saturday 28 February 2015
Classic Answers from a Student
Identification of Gender in Mosquitoes
Girl : What are you doing ?
Boy : Killing mosquitoes
Girl : How many did you killed?
Boy : Total 5 (3 females, 2 male)
Girl : How did you know that?
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Boy : 3 sitting near mirror ,, 2 near beer
What is Facebook?
Its when a boy posts a joke He gets No Response
&
When a Girl Posts the Same Joke,
She gets (60 likes),
(35 frnd requests),
(20 Private Msg)&
(30 Comments on how Sweet She is and how Funny the Joke
was
American Style
DAUGHTER: "Sorry Dad,I got married yesterday. Forgot to invite U"..
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DAD:" U naugty.. It's Ok..
But Don't forget next Time..
Teacher vs Student Trolls
Teacher:Children exams r coming soon so if u
have any doubt u can ask me..!
Student:
In which printing press d question paper is
printed ?
Kindergarten Love
In a school function A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hnds,
when girl was about to start her speech
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?
He replied: Dude, She is
my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech
with
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My Dear
Brothers n Sisters
Drunken Thought
Seeing a Cockroach in ur Sandwich is Not a
Problem
but
Seeing a Half Cockroach in Ur remaining
half Sandwich is Definitely a Big Problem.
Boys or Girls
90% girls in facebook say they
are
In Relationship
.
.
. 90% boys in facebook say they
are
Single
.
.
. .
Then who r liars !?!! !?!!!!"
BOYs or GIRLs???
Wife vs Husband Ultimate Trolls
Wife: I'm not feeling well..!
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..
Husband: Ohho I was
thinking to go for dinner?
Wife: I was joking dear
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Husband: Me too, Now come on start cooking!!
Husband Message to his Wife
A Husband sent this to his wife: I'm having a wonderful time wish you were her....
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Here
Friday 27 February 2015
Fact File #1
The cost of being a real world Batman would be about $300 million dollars.
20% of all Google searches done daily have never been done before.
WiFi does not stand for Wireless Fidelity. It stands for... nothing. It's a
made up catchy name developed by a marketing company.
made up catchy name developed by a marketing company.
Sexually frustrated people are actually more likely to rip and tear the
labels off of their drink bottles.
labels off of their drink bottles.
The Titanic II is currently being built and will set sail in 2016.
Popcorn has been eaten for almost 7,000 years.
Crying releases extra stress hormones, which is why you feel better after
crying!
crying!
Relationships that start during the spring to summer months are the most
long lasting relationships!
long lasting relationships!
Tags: Wi-Fi, Google Search, Bluetooth, Google, National Football Conference, Android (operating system), HTTP Secure, Hotspot (Wi-Fi), Man-in-the-middle attack, Transport Layer Security
Husband Trolls Wife
👩Wife:How much do you love me
👨Husband:l love you so much ,l can't measure.
👩Wife:No just tell me
👨Husband:Okay, l am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, l am nothing without you.
👩Wife:wow! dats so romantic.
👨Husband:(saying to himself):Thank God she doesn't know mine is dual sim phone.........
😃Don't laugh alone 😃......pass it
Science Class Troll
In a science class, 3 worms🐛🐛🐛 were placed into 3 separate jars.
The first worm 🐛 was put into a jar of alcohol 🍺
The second worm 🐛was put into a jar of cigarette smoke🚬
The third worm🐛 was put into a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol ---dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.
The 3rd worm in soil --- alive.!!
So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment.?"
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said.
"As long as you drink and smoke , you won't have worms inside u.":😳😄😜😄😃😂
CHEERS..
🙉🙊🙈🍻🍻
🔴 WELCOME TO THE📍 21ST CENTURY!!! 📍
*Our Phones ~ 📲 Wireless
*Cooking ~ 📛 Fireless
🚗 *Cars ~ 🔑Keyless
🍔 Food ~ 🍝 Fatless
🚇 Tyres ~ ⚪ Tubeless
*Dress ~ 👗 Sleeveless
👬👬👫 Youth ~ 📝 Jobless
*Leaders ~ 👎 Shameless
Relationships 👥Meaningless
*Attitude ~ 👤 Careless
💘 Feelings ~ 💔 Heartless
📖 Education ~ ✖ Valueless
📲 Mobile comes
📷 Camera gone
📲 Mobile comes
⏰ Wrist Watch gone
📲 Mobile comes
🔦 Torch gone
📲 Mobile comes
📻 Radio gone
📲 Mobile comes
🔊 MP3 gone
📲 Mobile comes
📝 Letters gone
📲 Mobile comes
📟 Calculator gone
📲Mobile comes
💻 Computer gone
📲 Mobile comes
🙇 Peace of mind gone
.....🎩
@ 👀👂
( 👃 )
\ 👅 /
✋🎽c👍
👖
/ \
👞👞
People getting mental 😔
&
Phones getting Smart 😀
HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?
Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
The room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze
The situation.
If they are counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the accounts
Department.
If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing ..
If they have messed up the
Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the
Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the
Bricks at each other.
Put them in operations .
If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks
Into pieces.
Put them in information
Technology.
If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried
Different combinations, yet
Not a brick has
Been moved. Put them in sales.
If they have already left for
The day.
Put them in marketing...
If they are staring out of the
Window.
Put them on strategic
Planning..
And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each
Other and not a single brick
Has been
Moved.
Congratulate them and put them
In Top management ....
Wife Trolls Husband
A man got a call from unknown number..
Girl: Hi, wish u very happy Valentine's day...are you single?
Man: Yes...Yes who are you?
Answer: Your wife!
Veetukku va vechikkiren.
☀☀☀☀
( couple of hours , He gets Another call from unknown number)
Girl: Are you married?
Man: Yes, but who are you?
Girl: Your girlfriend, you fraud...you cheat.
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..
Ans: Wife thaan da.😡
Veetukku vaa Setthadaa😂😂
Cute Love Story Troll
A Girl started noticing a Guy standing in-front of her home everyday in the evening.
She started observing him after coming from college & week-ends. The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture, he just moves here & there by looking into his mobile and occasionally looking at her.
It went on like that for an year and the Girl understood the Guy's love for her & his decent behaviour. So, she told her parents. They too saw him & liked him. They called her grand parents too to decide about the marriage. So, everyone told her to go & talk to him as he seem to shy...
Next day she went to him & said: "Hi... I'm Radha.."
Guy: "Hi... I'm Krishna.."
Hearing this the Girl was very happy as the names were matching like Lord Krishna & Radha Devi.
Girl went on & said: I really appreciate ur patience & decency. U have been standing infront of my home everyday for about an year now. So, I understand that u love me so much... & I too love u and want to marry U".
Guy: Smiled & Said....
👇
👇
👇
👇
👇
👇
👇
👇
👇
"Forgive me sister! Actually Ur home's WIFI doesn't have a password. So, I come here to use free wi-fi to chat with my Girlfriend...!!!"
😄😃😀
Thought for the day
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot & hang on.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
🌷💐
How to Cross the Road in Pakistan...
Road Crossing Instructions in Pakistan
Look both right and left for cars, motorcycles, animals and pedestrians;
Look "up" for American drones;
Look "down" for bombs and land mines;
Look sideways and backwards for kidnappers and suicide bombers;
Hold your bags tight and watch for every person near you;
Then walk zigzag to avoid bullets.
Wednesday 25 February 2015
Irony of life
😊:
The Lawyer hopes You
get into trouble,
The Doctor hopes You
get sick,
The Police hopes You
become a Criminal,
The Teacher hopes You
are born Stupid,
The Landlord hopes You
don't buy a House,
The Dentist hope Your
Tooth Decays,
The Mechanic hope Your
Car Breakdown,
The Coffin Maker wants
You dead.........
Only a Thief wishes You
"Prosperity in life"
And
Also Wishes
"You have a Sound
Sleep"
👍 😜
Corporate Troll
😳Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
😳Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
😳Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
😳Marketing Manager is a person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
😳Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
😳Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
😳Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
😳Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
😳HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months.
😳Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby….!!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I really loved the last one 👌
Trolls @ Bar
A Lady visited a Bar🍺 for the First Time, She Sat on the Table in Front of the Bar Tender..
A Guy at Her Left side ordered: "Jack Daniels, Single"
A Guy at Her Right Side ordered: "Johnny Walker, Single"
The Bar Tender Looked at the Lady & said: And You..??
Lady replied: "Mahadevamma", Married.
😂😂😂
Over - Speeding Troll
JUDGE: What is the proof that you were not over speeding?
MAN: My lord, I was going to
my father in-law's house to bring back my wife.
JUDGE: Case dismissed😝😝
Made in China Troll
A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away.
At the funeral house, the African woman kept sobbing and saying: "I KNEW IT !!! I KNEW IT !!!"
A family member pulled her aside and asked:
"What did you know?" She replied: "That, Chinese products don't last long!!"
Dont laugh alone, share with others
Flipkart Trolling Matrimony Services
If Flipkart starts matrimonial services 👬, they will become the No.1 site in the world 🌎 because they have a 30 day return 💫policy no questions asked
😜😜😜😜😂😂
Killer.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔪🔪🔪
KEEP LAUGHING !
Junior & Boss Trolls
😂
A Junior in office dialled his boss's extension by mistake & said:
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in 2 min ☕
Boss Shouted: Do u know whom u r talking 2? 😡
Jr : No!
Boss: I'm the BOSS 👺
Jr (in same tone): do u know whom u r talking to?
Boss: No!
Jr : THANK GOD (& disconnected) 😃😃😃
Queue B4 God
In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting!
He told the men to stand in two queues...
Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives!
Only 1 man stood in d second Queue...
God said "So you control ur wife?"
Man: "R u CRAZY ???
My wife told me to stand here"😂😂😂...
Lol😂😂
Bus full of housewife
A bus full of housewives going on a picnic ,
fell into a river ,
all died .
Each husband cried for a week ,
one husband continued for more than two weeks !!!
When asked that did he miss his wife so much ?
he replied miserably :
No
My wife
missed
the bus !!!
😜😝😋😛⛄😊😂😂
fell into a river ,
all died .
Each husband cried for a week ,
one husband continued for more than two weeks !!!
When asked that did he miss his wife so much ?
he replied miserably :
No
My wife
missed
the bus !!!
😜😝😋😛⛄😊😂😂
Tuesday 17 February 2015
How to Get Really Smart
A customer at Stingray Fishmongers marvelled at the owner's quick wit and intelligence.
'Tell me, Simon, what makes you so smart?'
'I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone, 'Simon replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won't hear.' But since you're a good and faithful customer, I'll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you'll be positively brilliant.'
'You sell them here?' the customer asks.
'Only $4 apiece', says Simon.Fishy tales Will and Guy's humour
The customer buys three. A week later, he's back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn't any smarter.
'You didn't eat enough, 'says Simon. The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's back and this time he's really angry.
'Hey, Simon, 'he complains, 'you're selling me fish heads for $4 a piece when I can buy the whole fish for $2. you're ripping me off!'
'You see?' says Simon, 'you're smarter already.'
Tags: Fish, Fisherman, Fishing, Artificial reef, Bangs Lake, Bass Pro Shops, Black pepper, Boat, Boss (video gaming), CBS
'Tell me, Simon, what makes you so smart?'
'I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone, 'Simon replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won't hear.' But since you're a good and faithful customer, I'll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you'll be positively brilliant.'
'You sell them here?' the customer asks.
'Only $4 apiece', says Simon.Fishy tales Will and Guy's humour
The customer buys three. A week later, he's back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn't any smarter.
'You didn't eat enough, 'says Simon. The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's back and this time he's really angry.
'Hey, Simon, 'he complains, 'you're selling me fish heads for $4 a piece when I can buy the whole fish for $2. you're ripping me off!'
'You see?' says Simon, 'you're smarter already.'
Tags: Fish, Fisherman, Fishing, Artificial reef, Bangs Lake, Bass Pro Shops, Black pepper, Boat, Boss (video gaming), CBS
Parents Give a Great Send-off
Young Tony was with his parents and they were taking refreshments in the bar at Manchester station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out of the bar onto the platform only to discover that they had just missed the train.
'The next train is in one hour,' intoned the stationmaster.
The three went back into the bar. The parents had another drink, Tony had a coke. Again they heard a whistle, rushed out and discovered the train pulling away.
'Next one is sixty minutes from now,' grunted the stationmaster.
An hour later, Tony, with his mum and dad, raced out onto the platform, and his parents leaped onto the train as it pulled away. The boy was left standing on the platform and began to laugh uproariously.
'Your parents just left you,' said the stationmaster. 'Why are you laughing?'
Tony smiled, 'They only came to see me off.'
Tags: Manchester, Manchester Evening News, Manchester, New Hampshire, Nigeria, Primary school, ACF Fiorentina, Affray, Africa, Airbus A350, Al-Raqqah
'The next train is in one hour,' intoned the stationmaster.
The three went back into the bar. The parents had another drink, Tony had a coke. Again they heard a whistle, rushed out and discovered the train pulling away.
'Next one is sixty minutes from now,' grunted the stationmaster.
An hour later, Tony, with his mum and dad, raced out onto the platform, and his parents leaped onto the train as it pulled away. The boy was left standing on the platform and began to laugh uproariously.
'Your parents just left you,' said the stationmaster. 'Why are you laughing?'
Tony smiled, 'They only came to see me off.'
Tags: Manchester, Manchester Evening News, Manchester, New Hampshire, Nigeria, Primary school, ACF Fiorentina, Affray, Africa, Airbus A350, Al-Raqqah
Classic Yarn - Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman
An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, 'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.'
The Englishman responds, 'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.'
The Irishman replies, 'I'd like to hear "Danny Boy" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.'
The Welshman answers, 'I'd like to hear "Men Of Harlech" just one more time to remind me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.'
The Scotsman says quickly, 'I'd like to be shot first.'
Tags: David Moyes, Gareth Bale, Madrid, Antoine Griezmann, Atlético Madrid, Carlos Vela, Karim Benzema, Mario Mandžukić, Real Sociedad, Sergio Ramos
The Englishman responds, 'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.'
The Irishman replies, 'I'd like to hear "Danny Boy" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.'
The Welshman answers, 'I'd like to hear "Men Of Harlech" just one more time to remind me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.'
The Scotsman says quickly, 'I'd like to be shot first.'
Tags: David Moyes, Gareth Bale, Madrid, Antoine Griezmann, Atlético Madrid, Carlos Vela, Karim Benzema, Mario Mandžukić, Real Sociedad, Sergio Ramos
Clean Jokes - Drop Dead
Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in Monaghan's flat in Dungarvan when Sean O'Toole loses €700 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael Lennon looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone's got to tell Sean's wife. Who will it be?'
They draw straws. Cavan Colquhoun picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet and gentle and not to make a bad situation any worse. 'Discreet? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me', announces Cavan.
He goes over to O'Toole's house and knocks on the door.
Brenda O'Toole answers and asks what he wants. Cavan declares: 'Your husband just lost €700 and is afraid to come home.'
'Tell him to drop dead!' snarls Brenda. 'I'll go tell him.' says Cavan.
Tags: Brendan Rodgers, Emile Heskey, Daniel Sturridge, FA Cup, Steven Gerrard, Bolton Wanderers F.C., Double Fantasy, John Lennon, Jordan Henderson, Kishin Shinoyama
Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael Lennon looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone's got to tell Sean's wife. Who will it be?'
They draw straws. Cavan Colquhoun picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet and gentle and not to make a bad situation any worse. 'Discreet? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me', announces Cavan.
He goes over to O'Toole's house and knocks on the door.
Brenda O'Toole answers and asks what he wants. Cavan declares: 'Your husband just lost €700 and is afraid to come home.'
'Tell him to drop dead!' snarls Brenda. 'I'll go tell him.' says Cavan.
Tags: Brendan Rodgers, Emile Heskey, Daniel Sturridge, FA Cup, Steven Gerrard, Bolton Wanderers F.C., Double Fantasy, John Lennon, Jordan Henderson, Kishin Shinoyama
Have You Heard This One?
Two West Country yokels were on the train heading homewards through Somerset, England when one of them noticed some cows.
'What a lovely bunch of cows.' he remarked.
'Not a bunch, herd,' his mate replied.
'Heard of what?'
'Herd of cows.'
'Of course I've heard of cows.'
'No, a cow herd.'
'What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow.'
Tags: Cattle, Police car, Somerset, Czech Republic, Intimidation, Jaroměř, Police officer, 2001 United Kingdom foot-and-mouth outbreak, Adnams Brewery, Australia–United States relations
'What a lovely bunch of cows.' he remarked.
'Not a bunch, herd,' his mate replied.
'Heard of what?'
'Herd of cows.'
'Of course I've heard of cows.'
'No, a cow herd.'
'What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow.'
Tags: Cattle, Police car, Somerset, Czech Republic, Intimidation, Jaroměř, Police officer, 2001 United Kingdom foot-and-mouth outbreak, Adnams Brewery, Australia–United States relations
Learning to Fish
Mrs Baker wanted to go ice fishing. She had read several books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary equipment together, she made her way out onto the ice.
After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Frighteningly, from up above, a voice boomed, 'There are no fish under the ice.' Startled, Mrs Baker moved farther down the ice, poured herself a large coffee, and began to cut yet another hole.
Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, 'There are no fish under the ice.' Mrs Baker, now became very concerned so she moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and began again to cut her ice-hole.
The voice rang out once more, 'There are no fish under the ice.' Mrs Baker, stopped, looked upwards and said, 'Is that you, Lord?'
The voice replied, 'No, this is the Ice-Rink Manager.'
Tags: Ice fishing, Minnesota, Booth Newspapers, Gawker Media, Gizmodo, Gull Lake (Cass County, Minnesota), Oneida Lake, Oswego County, New York, Ranger Lake, Sports journalism
After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Frighteningly, from up above, a voice boomed, 'There are no fish under the ice.' Startled, Mrs Baker moved farther down the ice, poured herself a large coffee, and began to cut yet another hole.
Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, 'There are no fish under the ice.' Mrs Baker, now became very concerned so she moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and began again to cut her ice-hole.
The voice rang out once more, 'There are no fish under the ice.' Mrs Baker, stopped, looked upwards and said, 'Is that you, Lord?'
The voice replied, 'No, this is the Ice-Rink Manager.'
Tags: Ice fishing, Minnesota, Booth Newspapers, Gawker Media, Gizmodo, Gull Lake (Cass County, Minnesota), Oneida Lake, Oswego County, New York, Ranger Lake, Sports journalism
Maths Class Questions
The math teacher saw that Daphne wasn't paying attention in class. She called on her and said, 'Daphne! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'
Daphne quickly replied, 'ABC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!'
Tags: HBO, Television, Food Network, Cartoon Network, HGTV, Travel Channel, ABC Family, CNN, Digital video recorder, Dish Network
Daphne quickly replied, 'ABC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!'
Tags: HBO, Television, Food Network, Cartoon Network, HGTV, Travel Channel, ABC Family, CNN, Digital video recorder, Dish Network
Advanced Driving Test
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left hand side there is a valley and on your right hand side there is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you there is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you there is a helicopter flying at ground level. Flying Pig
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are travelling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get off the merry-go-round - you're drunk!
Tags: Sides of an equation, Auckland, Auckland Council, Councillor, Land reclamation, Len Brown, Port, Ports of Auckland, Resource consent, Waitemata Harbour
In front of you there is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you there is a helicopter flying at ground level. Flying Pig
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are travelling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get off the merry-go-round - you're drunk!
Tags: Sides of an equation, Auckland, Auckland Council, Councillor, Land reclamation, Len Brown, Port, Ports of Auckland, Resource consent, Waitemata Harbour
The Thief and the Parrot Hilarious Story
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He stealthily crept through the lounge and was stopped dead in his tracks when he heard a loud voice clearly saying, 'Jesus is watching you!'
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
'Jesus is watching you', the voice rang out again.
The thief stopped dead again. He was frightened out of his wits. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a birdcage and in the cage was a parrot.Hilarious Parrot Story
He asked the parrot, 'Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?'
'Yes', said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a heavy sigh of relief and asked the parrot: 'What's your name?'
'Ronald', said the bird.
'That's a stupid name for a parrot, 'sneered the burglar.' What idiot named you Ronald?'
The parrot said, 'The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus.'
Tags: Jesus, Burglary, Bible, God, Parrot, Adam, Adam Driver, Ahmadu Bello, Alanis Morissette, Andrew Garfield
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
'Jesus is watching you', the voice rang out again.
The thief stopped dead again. He was frightened out of his wits. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a birdcage and in the cage was a parrot.Hilarious Parrot Story
He asked the parrot, 'Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?'
'Yes', said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a heavy sigh of relief and asked the parrot: 'What's your name?'
'Ronald', said the bird.
'That's a stupid name for a parrot, 'sneered the burglar.' What idiot named you Ronald?'
The parrot said, 'The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus.'
Tags: Jesus, Burglary, Bible, God, Parrot, Adam, Adam Driver, Ahmadu Bello, Alanis Morissette, Andrew Garfield
Hilarious One-Liner Jokes
- A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on his shoulder. He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road. Tommy Cooper
- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.Hilarious One liners
- I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much. Victor Borge
- Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
- Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Steve Wright
- Rufus always slept with his gun under his pillow. Hearing a noise at the foot of the bed, he shot off his big toe.
Tags: Alfred E. Neuman, Amusement park, Ann Widdecombe, Aston Martin DB6, Australia, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Dunning–Kruger effect, Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards, Edinburgh Festival Fringe, Gillian McKeith
Hilarious Animal One-liners
- Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
- A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
- The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.
- Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks! Toshihiro Kawabata
- The second mouse gets the cheese.
- Milkman, please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the tops off the milk.
- Nothing succeeds like a parrot with no teeth. 'Do you serve lobsters?'
- Oxymoron: Look at that giant midget settle on the jumbo shrimp.
- Customer: 'Do you serve lobsters?' Waiter: 'We serve anybody, sir.'
Tags: Lobster, United States, Nova Scotia, Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana, Alexander Borodin, American Crossword Puzzle Tournament, American lobster, Artificial intelligence, Atlantic Ocean, Bottled water
Hilarious One-liners
- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it's the seconds.
- For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
- Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.
- It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic, and 200 million to make a film about it.
- Funny names for children: Hazel Nutt, Phil Hole, Anna Sasin and Doug Graves.
- Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case!
Tags: Moses, Alex Harris, Big West Conference, California State University, Fullerton, California State University, Northridge, Moses Morgan, Aaron Parks, Associated Press, Atlantic Coast Conference, Bob Smith (doctor)
Sherlock Holmes - Elementary Dear Watson
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
'Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.'
Watson replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What does that tell you?'
good jokeWatson ponders for a minute.' Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. 'Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent.'
Tags: Camping, Adam MacDonald, Backcountry.com, Baked beans, Brandenburg, Coffee cup, Corn on the cob, Fruit, Fruit preserves, Great Comet
'Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.'
Watson replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What does that tell you?'
good jokeWatson ponders for a minute.' Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. 'Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent.'
Tags: Camping, Adam MacDonald, Backcountry.com, Baked beans, Brandenburg, Coffee cup, Corn on the cob, Fruit, Fruit preserves, Great Comet
House Buying: A Humorous Tale
The building is all completed and awaiting hand over, before that can happen the Alex wants some poor and incomplete work finished as is normal at these times.
A meeting is arranged between Alex, the main contractor and a sub-contractor, site agent, planning supervisor and site safety manager. A tour is planned of the building to look at relevant defects starting on ground floor. Alex points out badly fitting window frames, the site agent makes some notes and the sub-contractor goes to the window and shouts,
'Green side up.'
They move to the first floor and Alex points out badly fitted and missing lights, the site agent makes some notes and the sub-contractor goes to the window and shouts,
'Green side up.'
On the 2nd floor more problems are highlighted, radiator leaking, exposed cables, waste and broken window frame, the site agent makes some notes and the sub-contractor goes to the window and shouts,
'Green side up.'
This is too much. The safety manager has to ask. So he says, 'Every time you are told a defect tell, you write it down, but then the subbie yells out the window
'Green side up.' What on earth does that mean?'
The sub-contractor shakes his head ruefully and says, 'I have four blokes laying turf around the building.'
Tags: Window, Do it yourself, Actual Art, Alison Smith, Aluminium, Anno Domini, ArchDaily, Architecture of Ireland, Arrest, Art of Time in Memoir: Then, Again
A meeting is arranged between Alex, the main contractor and a sub-contractor, site agent, planning supervisor and site safety manager. A tour is planned of the building to look at relevant defects starting on ground floor. Alex points out badly fitting window frames, the site agent makes some notes and the sub-contractor goes to the window and shouts,
'Green side up.'
They move to the first floor and Alex points out badly fitted and missing lights, the site agent makes some notes and the sub-contractor goes to the window and shouts,
'Green side up.'
On the 2nd floor more problems are highlighted, radiator leaking, exposed cables, waste and broken window frame, the site agent makes some notes and the sub-contractor goes to the window and shouts,
'Green side up.'
This is too much. The safety manager has to ask. So he says, 'Every time you are told a defect tell, you write it down, but then the subbie yells out the window
'Green side up.' What on earth does that mean?'
The sub-contractor shakes his head ruefully and says, 'I have four blokes laying turf around the building.'
Tags: Window, Do it yourself, Actual Art, Alison Smith, Aluminium, Anno Domini, ArchDaily, Architecture of Ireland, Arrest, Art of Time in Memoir: Then, Again
About Church and Marriage
The Marriage
Paula, a mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter Janet's plane to land. Janet had just come back from abroad trying to find adventure during her gap year. As Janet was exiting the plane, Paula noticed a man directly behind her daughter dressed in feathers with exotic markings all over his body and carrying a shrunken head. Janet introduced this man as her new husband.
Paula gasped out loud in disbelief and disappointment and screamed, 'I said for you to marry a rich Doctor .... a rich Doctor!'
Marriage Two
Husband: Sweetheart, would you say that I'm the only man you've ever loved?
Wife: Of course you are. Why do all men ask me the same silly question?
After the Honeymoon
Rupert and Elaine, a young couple, got married and went happily on their honeymoon.
When they got back, Elaine immediately 'phoned her mother and her mother obviously asked, 'How was the honeymoon, dearest?'Ironing Board
'Oh, Ma,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic...'
Then Elaine burst out crying. 'But, Ma, as soon as we returned home Rupert started using the most ghastly language... saying things I've never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please Ma.'
'Calm down, Elaine!,' said her mother, 'Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?'
Still sobbing, Elaine whispered, 'Oh, Ma...words like dust, wash, cook, and iron.'
Going To Church
I didn't see you in church last Sunday, Perkins. I hear you were out playing football instead.
'That's not true, Vicar. And I've got the fish to prove it.'
My Word, That's a Heavy Fish, Doc
Doctor Dermot Reid from Fareham in Hampshire, England, was famous in South Hants for always catching large fish and for winning fishing trophies.
One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips in the Test Valley he got a call that a woman at Cropper's Farm was giving birth. He hurried to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so Doctor Reid used his fishing scales. The baby weighed 22 lbs 10 oz ............
Tags: Elaine, Marriage, Test, Valley, Hampshire, England, South, Hants, Ironing Board, Fareham, Vicar, honeymoon, gap, year, Hampshire, Fareham, Conservative Party (UK), Avian influenza, Department for Work and Pensions, George Hollingbery, Greenwich Mean Time, Mark Hoban, Meon Valley (UK Parliament constituency), Nigel Farage
Paula, a mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter Janet's plane to land. Janet had just come back from abroad trying to find adventure during her gap year. As Janet was exiting the plane, Paula noticed a man directly behind her daughter dressed in feathers with exotic markings all over his body and carrying a shrunken head. Janet introduced this man as her new husband.
Paula gasped out loud in disbelief and disappointment and screamed, 'I said for you to marry a rich Doctor .... a rich Doctor!'
Marriage Two
Husband: Sweetheart, would you say that I'm the only man you've ever loved?
Wife: Of course you are. Why do all men ask me the same silly question?
After the Honeymoon
Rupert and Elaine, a young couple, got married and went happily on their honeymoon.
When they got back, Elaine immediately 'phoned her mother and her mother obviously asked, 'How was the honeymoon, dearest?'Ironing Board
'Oh, Ma,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic...'
Then Elaine burst out crying. 'But, Ma, as soon as we returned home Rupert started using the most ghastly language... saying things I've never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please Ma.'
'Calm down, Elaine!,' said her mother, 'Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?'
Still sobbing, Elaine whispered, 'Oh, Ma...words like dust, wash, cook, and iron.'
Going To Church
I didn't see you in church last Sunday, Perkins. I hear you were out playing football instead.
'That's not true, Vicar. And I've got the fish to prove it.'
My Word, That's a Heavy Fish, Doc
Doctor Dermot Reid from Fareham in Hampshire, England, was famous in South Hants for always catching large fish and for winning fishing trophies.
One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips in the Test Valley he got a call that a woman at Cropper's Farm was giving birth. He hurried to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so Doctor Reid used his fishing scales. The baby weighed 22 lbs 10 oz ............
Tags: Elaine, Marriage, Test, Valley, Hampshire, England, South, Hants, Ironing Board, Fareham, Vicar, honeymoon, gap, year, Hampshire, Fareham, Conservative Party (UK), Avian influenza, Department for Work and Pensions, George Hollingbery, Greenwich Mean Time, Mark Hoban, Meon Valley (UK Parliament constituency), Nigel Farage
Good Jokes Based on Clever Use of Language
1) A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day.
'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.'
A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'
2) Robert went to his lawyer and said, 'I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it.' The lawyer smiled at Robert and replied, 'Not a problem, leave it all to me.'
Robert looked somewhat upset and said, 'Well, I knew you were going to take a big portion, but I would like to leave a little to my family too!'
3) Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat.
Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!'
The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.
4) Brenda and Terry are going out for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat out.
The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the house, the cat scoots back in.
Terry returns inside to chase it out. Brenda, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explains to the taxi driver, 'My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.'
Several minutes later, an exhausted Terry arrives and climbs back into the taxi saying, 'Sorry I took so long, the stupid idiot was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger several times before I could get her to come out!' Good jokes
5) A policeman spotted a jay walker and decided to challenge him, 'Why are you trying to cross here when there's a zebra crossing only 20 metres away?'
'Well,' replied the jay walker, 'I hope it's having better luck than me.'
Tags: Evidence, Lawyer, Russian language, Al-Nusra Front, Associated Press, Australian Security Intelligence Organisation, Brisbane Magistrates Court, Justin Williams, News agency, Queensland
'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.'
A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'
2) Robert went to his lawyer and said, 'I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it.' The lawyer smiled at Robert and replied, 'Not a problem, leave it all to me.'
Robert looked somewhat upset and said, 'Well, I knew you were going to take a big portion, but I would like to leave a little to my family too!'
3) Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat.
Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!'
The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.
4) Brenda and Terry are going out for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat out.
The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the house, the cat scoots back in.
Terry returns inside to chase it out. Brenda, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explains to the taxi driver, 'My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.'
Several minutes later, an exhausted Terry arrives and climbs back into the taxi saying, 'Sorry I took so long, the stupid idiot was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger several times before I could get her to come out!' Good jokes
5) A policeman spotted a jay walker and decided to challenge him, 'Why are you trying to cross here when there's a zebra crossing only 20 metres away?'
'Well,' replied the jay walker, 'I hope it's having better luck than me.'
Tags: Evidence, Lawyer, Russian language, Al-Nusra Front, Associated Press, Australian Security Intelligence Organisation, Brisbane Magistrates Court, Justin Williams, News agency, Queensland
Impact of Movies
Teacher: Who is Mahatma Gandhi?.
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Student: He is the one who helped.. .Munna Bhai to impress his grlfrnd.
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Student: He is the one who helped.. .Munna Bhai to impress his grlfrnd.
Randoms Thought
"Never design your
#character
like a #garden where
anyone can walk .
Design your character
like the sky
where everyone #desire
to reach." glasses emoticon
Newton's 4th law
Pakistan can't beat India in a world cup match!
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#indvspak
#cwc2015
Random Thought
Sometimes being lonely is the best company you have . Talking to yourself is the best conversation . And thinking of old memories is the best moment .
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Friends in Battle
In a battle, a soldier went to bring his wounded friend back from field. His Captain said,"Its of No use! ur friend must be dead".But soldier still goes &brings back his friend. Seeing dead body, Captain says "I told u its of no worth. He's dead".
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The soldier replies: "No sir,it was really worth.
When I got to him, my friend saw me, smiled & said his last words: "I KNEW U'll COME"
Doctors StyLe oF propoSinG!
Doctor: You Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?
Doctor : Two...
MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy........
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Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?
Doctor : Two...
MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy........
From Albert Einstein
I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.
- Albert Einstein
Breaking News:
3 Days holiday declared by PM Narendra Modi for All Schools,Colleges and Offices to celebrate India's Victory On:
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29,30,31 of this month!!
***ENJOY***
Cultural Gap
If electricity goes in America they call the power house.
In Japan, they test the fuse,
But In India, they check neighbour's house...
What is "GENERATION GAP" ?
**Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct...!!!)
Husband and Wife Trolls
Why husbands avoid questions.......!
WIFE : What would you do if i died ? Would you get married again ?
Husband : No....
Wife : Why not ? Don't you like being married ?
Husband : Of course i do.
Wife : Then why wouldn't you remarry ?
Husband : Ok, ok, i'd get married again....
Wife : Would you live in our house with your new Wife....?
Husband : Yes, it's a great house.
Wife : Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear.
Wife : Would you give her my jewelry ?
Husband : No.. I am sure she would want her own..
Wife : Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband : No, her size is '6'
Wife : --silence--
Husband : 'shiiit'...!!
One of the best childhood memory
One of the best childhood memory
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u'll always wake up on Bed , Thanks mom & Dad
Mother is always Spl
A sad mother was sitting
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Son: You are the 2nd most
beautiful woman i have ever
known,
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Son: It's also you but when
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One Like for Mom
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An Engineer failed in Exam
An Engineer failed in Exam & decided to make a deal with Professor.
Engineer: Sir, Can I ask u one question
Professor: Yes.
Engineer: If u can answer dis question, i will accept my final marks, if u can't, u have to give me "A".
Professor agreed.
Engineer asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?"
Professor thought about it for hrs & pondered no answer.
He had to finally give up as he really did not know.
He gave the engineer his "A".
Then he asked Engineer for the answer.
Engineer answered: Sir, u are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical.
Ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, dis is logical but not legal.
Ur wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet u have given him an "A", this is neither logical nor legal.
Professor Shocked!!!
Some Truth Of Life's, A Must Read
Truth no 1 :
nobody is real in this world except
Mother..
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Truth no. 2 :
people do not like good thoughts they like
good looks..
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Truth no 3 :
people respect the money not the person.
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Truth no 4:
the person you love the most, will hurt you
the most !
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Truth no 5 :
"Truth is Simple, But, The Moment YOU try
to Explain it... It Becomes Difficult"
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Truth no 6 :
"When you are happy you enjoy the
music", but "when you are sad, you
understand the lyrics".
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Truth no 7 :
IN LIFE Two things define you- "Your
patience" when you have nothing...
&
"Your attitude" when you have
everything...
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Little senti but true..... Most of us miss out life's big prizes
Nobel...
Oscar...
Grammy's...
Degrees..
Best Job..
1st rank..
But we are all eligible for life's small
prizes
A hug from best friend...
A short sleep on mum's shoulder...
A glorious sunset...
A chat with one we have crush on...
A dance in rain...
An ice-cream in winter..
A silent night on the terrace...
Finding money in old jeans...
A slow night walk on a empty road with the
person who care..
Agree = Like This Page
Women
WOMAN
● changes her name
● changes her home
● leaves her family
● moves in with you
● builds a home with you
● gets pregnant for you
● pregnancy changes her body
● she gets fat
● almost gives up in the labour room due to the unbearable pain of child birth
● even the kids she delivers bear your name
Till the day she dies... everything she does... cooking, cleaning your house, taking care of your parents, bringing up your children, earning, advising you, ensuring you can be relaxed, maintaining all family relations, everything that benefit you..... sometimes at the cost of her own health, hobbies and beauty.
So who is really doing whom a favour?
Dear men, appreciate the women in your lives always, because it is not easy to be a woman.
*Being a woman is priceless*
Happy women's week!
Pass this to every woman in your contact to make her feel proud of herself.
Rock the world ladies!
A salute to ladies!
WOMAN MEANS :-
W ➖ WONDERFUL MOTHER
O ➖ OUTSTANDING FRIEND
M ➖ MARVELLOUS DAUGHTER
A ➖ ADORABLE SISTER
N ➖ NICEST GIFT TO MEN FROM GOD
Pass to every women to feel proud!
Why 1 is called ONE and so on...!
So Depending upon the number of angles in the symbol it is now called by its name... is that..:)
WORLD'S BEST MESSAGE for FRIENDS!
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I love you
but i am not your lover.
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i hug you
but i am not ur life patner.
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I care for you
but i am not from your family.
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I am ready to share your pain but i am not in
your blood relation.
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They are... Friends !
A True friend scolds like a Dad !
Cares like a Mom !
Irritates like a Sister !
Teases like a Brother !
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And finally
Loves you more than a lover !
What are we doing with Our Mother Earth
Earth is 4.6 Billion Years Old. lets scale that to 46 years.
We have been here for 4 hours.
Our Industrial Revolution began just 1 minute ago.
Within that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the Worlld's Forests...
Now just think whether this is what a growth mean...?
Another #indvspak Troll
From Facebook, Credit goes to original creator.
his pic depicts that a Pakistan Fan is very badly waiting for a World Cup Win against India for a really LONG time oUt there... :P
Buffet From Warren Buffet
Another Interesting fact of him is that he has not used or bought a cellular mobile phone for him.
Monday 16 February 2015
#indiavspakistan
1992 - won by 43 runs
1996 - won by 39 runs
1999 - won by 47 runs
2003 - won by 6 wickets
2011 - won by 29 runs
2015 - won by 76 runs
2019 - only Q is how v gonno win
#indiavspakistan #indvspak #cricketworldcup
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1996 - won by 39 runs
1999 - won by 47 runs
2003 - won by 6 wickets
2011 - won by 29 runs
2015 - won by 76 runs
2019 - only Q is how v gonno win
#indiavspakistan #indvspak #cricketworldcup
Pakistan vs India
Dear girls
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If a boy reply u back while watching Pakistan vs
India match , Marry him...
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Shortest Love Story
World's short love story:
He smiled,
she smiled,
life smiled.
Tamil Translation:
nee sirippa,
ava siripaa,
polapu sirippaa sirikkum.!
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He smiled,
she smiled,
life smiled.
Tamil Translation:
nee sirippa,
ava siripaa,
polapu sirippaa sirikkum.!
Indian Doctor Spl
A Indian Doctor Opened A Clinic in US &
Wrote Outside The Clinic :
'' Any treatment for $.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back
$.1000/- ''
A CLEVER US guy comes to do fraud & thinking to get $.1000.
He says to the Doctor :
'' I Can't Feel Any Taste On My Tongue.....!!!! ''
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Wrote Outside The Clinic :
'' Any treatment for $.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back
$.1000/- ''
A CLEVER US guy comes to do fraud & thinking to get $.1000.
He says to the Doctor :
'' I Can't Feel Any Taste On My Tongue.....!!!! ''
Height of Loneliness
Height of loneliness. ..
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A boy updated his Whatsapp status as-
✋← My Valentine
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A boy updated his Whatsapp status as-
✋← My Valentine
India vs Pakistan
Law Concept
India 300
Won By 76
Group B
300+76+B
Section 376B.
Indian Penal Code
=
Gang Rape..
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India 300
Won By 76
Group B
300+76+B
Section 376B.
Indian Penal Code
=
Gang Rape..
Friday 13 February 2015
Thursday 12 February 2015
Hilarious but Smart Answer
Hilarious but Smart answer
On a flight, a guy asked to a beautiful lady sitting just next to him...
'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...I want to gift it to my wife...!!'
Lady
'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her...!'
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On a flight, a guy asked to a beautiful lady sitting just next to him...
'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...I want to gift it to my wife...!!'
Lady
'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her...!'
Tuesday 10 February 2015
Latest Tips for Receiving Guests
Latest tips -
1) When guest comes to your house and instead of asking for water if
you ask "Do you want to charge your mobile
?", it will definitely bring tear to their eyes and improve
relationship immediately.
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1) When guest comes to your house and instead of asking for water if
you ask "Do you want to charge your mobile
?", it will definitely bring tear to their eyes and improve
relationship immediately.
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