Sunday 31 January 2016
Friday 29 January 2016
Engineer's way of putting leave
Engineer to his Incharge: Sir, I need one day leave for an important work.
Incharge: Answer only one question and you can get one day leave.
Engineer: Please ask Sir.
Incharge: Tell... Why Kattappa killed Bahubali?
Engineer: Sir I think.... Bahubali might not had approved Kattappa's one day leave.....
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Today that Engineer is on 7 days causal leave and Enjoying 😉😉
I'm proud to be an Engineer 😝😂😜😂😃😜
Chanakya solves Chitragupta's problem :
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One day Chitragupta told Bramha that he should stop this scheme that if ladies keep Karva Chauth...they will get the same husband for the next 7 janmas.
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Brahma asked, "Why"❓
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Chitragupta : .Sir, its becoming difficult to manage...
The wife want the same
Husband 👨 and the husband want a new wife💃
Its a problem to convince both.
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Bramha : But this can't be stopped...
It's been going on since times immemorial.
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Just then Narada comes and he suggested...
On earth, there is a great person called " Chanakya" 👳
Ask him for a solution.
(Chitragupta meets "Chanakya")
In one minute "Chanakya" solves the problem...😎
he advised .Chitragupta..
Any wife who wants the same ..husband... tell her that,
she will also get the same "MOTHER IN LAW". for the next 7 lives 💀😖👹
All women screamed "oh god no!!!"
😡😡😳😳😩😩😕😕🙆🙆
Problem solved😜😜😜
Thursday 28 January 2016
Life is Beautiful
Father is flying a kite. His son is watching him carefully. After some time son says "Dad. Because of the string the kite is not able to go any further higher."Hearing this, the father smiles and breaks the string. The kite goes higher and then shortly after that, it comes and falls on the ground. The child is very dejected and sad.
The father sits next to him and calmly explains: "Son, in life we reach a certain level and then we feel that there are certain things that are not letting us grow any further like Home, Family, Culture etc. We feel we want to be free from those strings which we believe are stopping us from going higher. But, remember son."That our home , family and culture are the things that will help us stay stable at the high heights . If we try to break away from those strings our condition will be similar to the kite."we'll fall down soon..
Moral: "Never go away from home culture, family, and relationships as they help keep us stable while we are flying high."
Life is Beautiful
Tuesday 26 January 2016
Wednesday 20 January 2016
Ñew scheme for wives
✈ Jet airways launched a scheme where a husband can take his wife free on their business trip.
After big Success of the scheme.
Jet Airways sent letters to all wives asking about their experience?
99% wifes replied
What scheme??😨
Which trip??😱
and When was it??
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Tuesday 19 January 2016
develop positive thinking.
A 4 yr old boy was in the market with his 6 yr old sister...
Suddenly the boy found that his sister was lagging behind.He stopped and looked back. His sister was standing in front of a toy shop and was watching something with great interest.
The boy went back to her and asked ,"Do you want something?"
The sister pointed at the doll. The boy held her hand and like a responsible elder brother, gave that doll to her. The sister was very very happy... The shopkeeper was watching everything and getting amused to see the matured behaviour of the boy...
Now the boy came to the counter and asked the shopkeeper, "What is the cost of this doll,Sir!"
The shopkeeper was a cool man and had experienced the odds of life. So he asked the boy with a lot of love n affection : " Well, what can you pay?" The boy took out all the shells that he had collected from sea shore, from his pocket and gave them to the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper took the shells and started counting as if he were counting the currency. Then he looked at the boy. The boy asked him worriedly : "Is it less?" The shopkeeper sai : "No, No ! These are more than the cost. So I will return the remaining." Saying so, he kept only 4 shells with him and returned the remaining. The boy, very happily kept those shells back in his pocket and went away with his sister...
A servant in that shop got very surprised watching all these. He asked his master: "Sir! You gave away such a costly doll just for 4 shells ? "
The shopkeeper said with a smile : "Well ! For us these are mere shells. But for that boy, these shells are very precious. And at this age he does not understand what money is, but when he will grow up, he definitely will. And when he would remember that he purchased a doll with the shells instead of money, he will remember me and think that world is full of GOOD people. He will develop positive thinking.
Spread the Smiles and Happiness
Hindu GOD names in IT world.
What we can call Hindu GOD names in IT world.
Brahma: "System installer"
Vishnu: "System operator"
Shiva: "System programmer"
Narada: "Data Transmitter"
Yama: "Deleter"
Apsara & Rambha: "Virus"
Ganapati: "Anti virus"
Hanuman: "E-Mail"
Chitragupta: "Hard Disc"
Saraswati: "Google"
Parvati: "Mother Board"
Lakshmi: "ATM" 😊😝😝😝
Wife Gets Husband Red-Handed
Suddenly wife wakes up her husband @ 2 AM.
Wife:"who was heroine in film TRIDEV?
Husband :"Madhuri Dixit,Sangita Bijlani n Sonam"!!
Wife:what was the screen name of Kajol in Dil Vale dulhaniya le jayege? ?
Husband :"Simran"!!
Wife : How much did Sachin score in WC match against Pakistan in 2003?
Husband : 98
Wife:"Kavita, residing our opposite flat,when did she move in? ?
Husband :" Two months completed last Wednesday. ...
But, why are you asking me all this in the middle of the night? ?
Wife:" Yesterday was my birthday "
"Silence"
"Pin drop Silence"
😝😝😂😂😂😂😂
👉🚗PUNCTUALITY🚙👈
A Gujarati Company Owner was asked a Question:
"How do you Motivate your Employees to be so much Punctual ?"
He Smiled & Replied:
"It's simple; I have 30 Employees & 29 Free Parking spaces.
& One is PAID parking !!
😜😜😜
Friday 8 January 2016
A Romantic guy's investment
A Romantic guy invested all his time in puja and finally got 2 wishes from God.
He immediately wished for the
best DRINK and the best WOMAN.
He got...
Ganga Water
and
Mother Teresa.
Moral: Investments are subject to market risks. Please read the offer document carefully before investing
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All husbands will appreciate this one
All husbands will appreciate this one 😜 ....
A man approaches a beautiful woman in a Shopping Mall
"Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store. Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes?"
"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears from somewhere"! 😂😜
This is the story of I.S.I.S
1) It is one of the biggest examples of mass-brainwash because most of them do not even know how they have ended up there.
2) The belief is so much ingrained in certain societies that those parents are proud to see their grown-up children joining it.
3) The conditioning actually begins right from the moment the child is born. Parents decide that when the child grows up, he will eventually join it to bring them fame.
4) These people sacrifice their youthful days, they sacrifice sports, they sacrifice their freedom, slog upto 24 hours a day, because they think they can experience paradise later if they sacrifice everything now.
5) Although these people are treated like cattle, they think they are doing a noble job.
6) They think they are "changing the world", but little do they realize that America is actually using them for their own advantage.
Yes, they are I.S.I.S = Indian Software Industry Slaves
Now, read the post again from the beginning
Punch Of D Day ....
Punch Of D Day ....
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After 15 years of marriage, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said: ABCDEFGHIJK.
"What does that mean?" she asked.
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot" he replied.
Smiling, she asked: What about IJK?
He replied: I'm Just Kidding!
😜😛😍😄
Ultimate...!!!
மரம் வளர்ப்போம்! உலகைக் காப்போம்!
உன் கோபத்தை சீமைக் கருவேல மரத்தின் மீது காட்டு.
உன் அன்பை தென்னை மரத்தின் மீது காட்டு.
நீ சந்தோஷமாக இருக்கும் போது ஒரு வாழை மரத்தை நடு.
நீ துக்கமாக இருக்கும் போது ஒரு புங்கை மரத்தை நடு.
நீ வெற்றியடைந்தால் தேக்கு மரத்தை நடு.
நீ தோல்வியடைந்தால் ஒரு பூவரசம் மரத்தை நடு.
வெட்டியாக இருக்கும் போது தக்காளி விதைகளை நடு.
கையில் பணம் இருந்ததால் பூச்செடிகளை நடு.
உன்னைவிட்டு யாரும் பிரிந்தால் கொய்யா மரத்தை நடு.
நேத்தாஜிகாக செம்பருத்தியினை நடு.
அண்ணாவிற்காக அரச மரத்தை நடு.
எம்.ஜி.ஆர் காக எழும்பிச்சை மரத்தை நடு.
அப்துல் கலாமிரற்காக மா மரத்தை நடு.
உன் தாய் தந்தைக்காக ஆல மரத்தை நடு.
உன் வீட்டில் இடம் இருந்தால் முடிந்தவரை மரம் நடு.
இடமில்லையென்றால் முடிந்தவரை இதனைப் பகிரு.
ஒரு நாள் நாமிருக்கமாட்டோம்... நாம் நட்ட மரங்கள் இருக்கும்... நம் பேர் சொல்லிக்கொண்டு....
மரம் வளர்ப்போம்!
உலகைக் காப்போம்!
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