Happy March Ending 😊

📕 BALANCE SHEET Of LIFE: 💻
         
🔺 What comes to you is
            Credit.                                       
🔺 What goes from you is
            Debit.                    
🔺 Birth is your Opening
            Stock.                                          
🔺Death is your Closing
           Stock.                  
🔺Your ideas are your
           Assets.                                      
🔺Your views are your
           Liabilities.                                 
🔺 Your happiness is your
            Profit.                    
🔺Your sorrow is your Loss.          
🔺Your soul is your
          Goodwill.                                    
🔺 Your heart is your fiixed
            Assets.                
🔺 Your duties are your
            outstanding Expennses.             
🔺Your friendship is your
            hidden Adjustment.                  
🔺 Your character is your
            Capital.                                             
🔺 Your knowledge is your
            Investment.                                
🔺Your patience is your
           Bank Balance.                           
🔺Your thinking is your
           Current Account.                      
🔺Your behaviour is your
           Journal Entry.      
🔺 Bad things you should
            always Depreciate.

Have a nice life Balance Sheet ...

👍💐👍💭

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This joke is dedicated to all those who have work targets.

A man was waiting to cross the highway but was hesitant because of speeding cars. Suddenly Yamdoot appeared & said, "Man, why are you afraid like this...You are going to live 90 year of age. Don't let such little things scare you ever."

The man moved forward with new courage, got hit by the first car and died.

In Heaven, he asked Yamdoot as to why did he lie. The Yamdoot answered, "Sorry man, year-ending pressure buddy, had to achieve my targets.

Happy FINANCIAL Year Ending 😜

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Husband wife trolls

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Selfie @ mourning house

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What Aussies doesn't know about Indians

Australia doesn't know .....
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what Indians can do to achieve target in March ending !!!
😜😜😜
Kholi 🙏

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Virat Kohli's chemical formation

When Potassium Hydroxide (KOH) is added to Lithium (Li) it forms an explosive reagent that can demolish anything & everything that comes in its way...
KOH ➕ Li = KOHLi 😊😉😁😆😜

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Dalai Lama Quotes

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History of Tabla

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Memes random

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Only in India

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Facts not known about Chennai

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#IndvsBan Memes Collection

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Women's Gym in Tamil Nadu before 1920's

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Chicken vocabulary

1. Who is the father of chicken?
Chicken ka bab.
2. Who is the mother of chicken?
Chicken Kima.
3. How do you tell a chicken to call you on your mobile?
Kalmi chicken
4. What happens when a chicken takes bath?
Chicken showerma.
5. Chicken in trouble?
Chicken soup.
6. Chicken getting injection?
Chicken teeka.
7. Chicken doing flattery?
Butter chicken.
8. Chicken on a winter night?
Chilly chicken.
9. Chicken @ retirement?
Chicken 65.😂

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Pancha Buta Sthalas(courtesy google maps)

The five temples in the pic are Pancha Buta Sthalas(courtesy google maps), all of them built by people of highest spiritual accomplishment.
Not only is Kalahasti, Kanchipuram & Chidambram in a straight line and longitude but Kalahasti, Tiruvanaikoil and Tiruvannamalai are also on a straight line.
All 5 temples joined together form an isosceles triangle with the distance from Kalahasti to Tiruvanamalai equal to distance from Kalahasti to Chidambaram.
Tiruvanamalai dissects the distance between Kalahasti to Tiruvanaikoil. ie, it is in the exact middle of Kalahasti to Tiruvanaikoil.
Note that Kanchi Ekambareshwar temple is also one thirds distance between Kalahasti and Chidambaram.
Tradition says Seekers should visit these in natural order, ie, Earth,
Water,
Fire,
Air and
Space - namely Kanchi,Tiruvanaikoil,Tiruvanamalai,Kalahasti and Chidambaram.
Interestingly, the most significant point of this triangle is the where most holy shrine of them all, Chidambaram, is constructed.
Drawing a line from this point connects temples in Kanchi & Kalahasti.
Drawing a line from here to Tiruvannamalai bisects the line between Kalahasti and Tiruvanaikoil!!!!!
🙏🏻Shambho! Siva Sambo🙏🏻
🙏🏻 Hari Oom 🙏🏻

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Vijay Mallya returns from UK

V Mallya returns from UK and visits SBI

I have come to return my 9000 crs debt

Sbi employee: looks at him and says.

Sir its lunchtime. Come after 3 PM

😂😂😂😂

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Appraisal interview of Gayle:

Gayle:- Sir, I scored 211 Runs in 118 Balls. I made the team win the crucial match. I should get "A" rating.
 
Manager:- You hit 17 Sixes and 23 Fours. Though, that is good but that is not something new you have done. That is why we hired you. As this is not something new, I will mark it as "Innovation Lacking".

Gayle:- But sir, I played according to the situation. I took 21 singles as well.

Manager:- Exactly, your performance is not consistent. You played 15 Dot Balls as well. This means, you failed to optimize the resources.

Gayle:- But…

Manager:- Also, I would like to mention that you are not a team player. The whole team scored 112 and you all alone made 211.

Gayle:- What??

Manager:- Yes. So, overall, you are getting a "C" rating for the year. Improve Consistency, Innovation, Utilization and Team Work.😜😂

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Positive thinking, Attitude and Confidence at peak

Doctor :
Your Liver is enlarged

Patient :
Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?

This is called...
- Positive Thinking..
😄😄😄

Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doc :- How come???

Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 😜

Now this is called positive attitude.. 👍👍

Self Confidence at its Peak👉

A Man wrote to SBI (India's largest lender)

"My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".
😂

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