Monday 20 April 2015
Sunday 19 April 2015
Its #MondayFever again Dude
This is cheating :
Chennai to Bangalore =350 kms.,
Bangalore to chennai =350 kms.,
Ground floor to 15th floor =15 floor .,
15th floor to ground floor =15 floors.,
BUT:
Monday to Friday = 5days.,
Friday to Monday = 2days .,
Chennai to Bangalore =350 kms.,
Bangalore to chennai =350 kms.,
Ground floor to 15th floor =15 floor .,
15th floor to ground floor =15 floors.,
BUT:
Monday to Friday = 5days.,
Friday to Monday = 2days .,
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wife and mixy
Wife: Where are you?
Husband : At home love.
Wife: Are you sure?
Husband: Yes.
Wife : Turn on the mixer.
Husband : (turns mixer on) Rrrreeereeeereeee...
Wife: Ok my love goodbye.
Another day......
Suspicious Wife: Where are you?
Husband : At home love. Wife: Are you sure?
Husband : Yes.
Wife: Turn on the mixer.
Husband: (turns mixer on) Rrreeereeeereeee...
Wife: Ok my love goodbye.
The next day, the wife decides to go home without notice, and finds her son alone and she asks him, "Son, where is your father?"
Son: "I don't know, he went out with the mixer... ЁЯШСЁЯШмЁЯШ│
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Tamil wife and Palakkad wife
Conversation between a Tamil wife and Palakkad wife in Matunga Market:
Tamil: Enga husband Engineer, unga husband enna panraar?
Palakkad : Enga husband odittar (Auditor !!)
Tamil : Ayyo Pavame, sorry!
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Wednesday 8 April 2015
Whenever I feel depressed in life..
Whenever I feel depressed in life.. I open my E-Mail spam inbox...
I find:
1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans.
1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans.
2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.
3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.
4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.
5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.
6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.
And Approx 40-50 mails from Priya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.
Zindagi main aur kya chahiye...?
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What is the difference between I like you I love you.
What is the difference between
I like you
I love you.
I like you
I love you.
Beautifully answered by
Buddha:
Buddha:
Buddha's answer was so simple:
"When u like a flower, u just pluck it. But when u love a flower, u water it daily..!
"When u like a flower, u just pluck it. But when u love a flower, u water it daily..!
One who understand this , understands life ....
Tags: Gautama Buddha, Buddhism, Amnesty International, Burma, Common Era, Compact Disc, Discover (magazine), Don't be evil, Fair trade, Haiga
Monday 6 April 2015
Friday 3 April 2015
Invite Indian Army.
Floods - Call the Army
Earthquake - Call the Army
Terrorist attack - Call the Army
A child stuck in a bore well - Call the Army
Riots- Call the Army
And
For 'Ribbon Cutting'-
Call Actors and politicians!!!!
Last year Uttarakhand,
Today Kashmir.
Any weather,
Any place,
Any war - man or nature ,
Any time :
The Indian Army is always ready.
Why dont we invite them during happy times..
dear all avoid inviting hero or heroins during opening ceremonies or award functions.
Instead invite Indian Army....
They deserve more than anybody ...share if u feel its worth.
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