Tuesday 17 February 2015

Hilarious One-liners

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  1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.  Then it hit me.
  2. It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it's the seconds.
  3. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
  4. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
  5. Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.
  6. It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic, and 200 million to make a film about it.
  7. Funny names for children: Hazel Nutt, Phil Hole, Anna Sasin and Doug Graves.
  8. Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case!

Tags: Moses, Alex Harris, Big West Conference, California State University, Fullerton, California State University, Northridge, Moses Morgan, Aaron Parks, Associated Press, Atlantic Coast Conference, Bob Smith (doctor)
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