Tuesday, 16 February 2016

I'm an Engineer with Winning attitude

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Girl :- Lets go for a dinner tonight.

Boy (an engineer) :- Ok.

Girl :- But where will you take me?

Boy :- Should we go to Mint Food (an economic restaurant) ?

Girl :- No. That's a very cheap place. Let's go to Tomato's (A brutally costly place).

Boy :- *silence for a minute* Ok, See you at 7. I will pick you up from your place.

Boy picks up girl at 7.

On the way...

Boy :- Once I had pani puri competition with my sister and she ate 30 pani-puris and defeated me.

Girl :- What's so difficult in it?

Boy :- Defeating me in Pani-puri eating competition is difficult.

Girl :- I can easily beat you.

Boy :- Please leave it. It's not your cup of tea.

Girl :- Let us have that competition right now.

Boy :- So you want to see yourself defeated?

Girl :- Let's see.

They both stop at a Pani-puri stall.

They start eating.

After about 30 Pani-puri the boy gave up.

The girl was also full, but to defeat her boyfriend, she ate one more and shouted, "You lose."

The bill was 120rs.

'The main aim of an engineer  is to satisfy customer with minimum investments.

Winning attitude with less investment, ensuring strong bonding .πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Monday, 15 February 2016

5000 Years old Hindu Temples found underwater Bali, Indonesia

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Hinduism (Sanatan Dharma) is world's oldest Civilization having history over 12000 years; had influence almost across the World till western Abrahmic religions formed some 2500 years back which are rejecting/destroying great ancient human heritage wherever they spread!

See 5000+ years Hindu Devata Vishnu's temple found underwater near Bali, Indonesia. Local call this new Scuba diving spot at Pemuteran Beach as "Underwater Temple Garden – Bali"

Don't be surprise! All over East Asia you will find 5000+ to 1000 years old Hindu/Buddhist ancient temples Angor wat (Combodia), Indonesia, Vietnam, Thailand, Myanmar, Korea, Japan, China, etc.

Also it is now proved that Indian & Arabic Ocean Sea level has risen over 500 meters in last few thousand years submerging Ram-Setu bridge between Srilanka & India, Sri Krishna's Dwaraka city at Gujarat India, Bali Islands and coastal areas near Oman/Quatar, etc.

See beautiful underwater 5000 + years old Vishnu Temple at Bali

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We Indians Are Unique

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We Indians Are Unique
😜 😷  😎  😍  😭  πŸ‘Ό

1. Every Indian bachelor wants to marry a fair girl.😱 😑 😜

2. We spend more time talking to guests at the door when they are leaving than while sitting in the living room.😏

3. Picking up/dropping a relative (airport / railway stn) is an important family affair.πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜„

4. We thrive on street food and we don't get sick.πŸ˜‰

5. Every Indian mother has 2 careers - Working / Housewife + Match Making.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

6. Indian girls have 3 type of brothers. Real brother, Cousin brother, Rakhee brother.😷  

7. The bride must cry at her Vidai. She has no business looking happy.πŸ‘©πŸ˜’

8. We go on cleaning sprees only when we have guests coming over.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

9. However old we are, our parents need to know every detail of our schedule. Daily. No excuses.  No exemption.😷 😜

10. When Indian parents buy tickets, every child becomes under 12 Getting a half ticket is a huge victory!

11. If we live in another city and don't call our Mom daily , she'll freak out and call all our friends to make sure we are alive.πŸ˜œπŸ‘¦πŸ‘§πŸ˜œ

12. No other nationality can beat Indians in bargaining. "Chalo bhaiya . Na tera na mera. Itne paise theek hain."

13. No matter if we are Convent educated.
When we are actually angry, we switch to highly effective, dirty, swear words in our mother tongue.

14. When the doorbell rings, a male or kid goes to open the door. But the female runs for her dupatta.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

15. Why to change the remote batteries when you can just slap the remote and make it work?

16. Meeting a person with the same surname is like finding a long lost twin.

Dont laugh alone pass it on....πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
Mindblastingly true...πŸ˜‚

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Perfection is a Habit, not an Attitude!

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Apparently,the  American Computer Giant IBM decided to have some parts manufactured in Japan as a trial. In the specifications, they set standard that they will accept only three defective pieces per 10,000 pieces.
When the delivery came to IBM there was a letter accompanying it.
"We, Japanese people, had a hard time understanding North American business practices. But the three defective parts per 10,000 pieces have been separately manufactured and have been included in the consignment in a separate package mentioned -- 'Defective pieces as required; not for use.'
Hope this meets your requirement.

In some workplaces Perfection is a Habit, not an Attitude!πŸ‘†πŸ˜†

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Saturday, 6 February 2016

20% hike in salary

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A successful man, working in a large company,
tells his boss one day,
"If you want me to continue working for you, I need a 20% raise.
You have 24 hours to give me an answer.
I have four companies chasing me, so let me know your decision".

The boss is alarmed. "In this recession, a 20 percent raise?
So many employees are being laid off, and so many others have
seen a major cut in their salaries, yet you want a 20% raise?"
"I will not argue with you," says the employee.
"As I said, there are four companies chasing me,
so just let me know your decision."

Next day, the boss calls him in, and says,
that due to his great performance he decided
to comply and will give him the requested raise.

"Great," the man says, " I will continue gladly with you."

As he is leaving, his boss asked,
"Out of curiosity, who are the four companies chasing you?"

"Oh" he responded,
"Kotak Personal loan , Citi credit card, SBI Vehicle Loan, and HDFC Home loans."

I have to repay them allπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜

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Thursday, 4 February 2016

Mythology makes sense. Its just the way you look at it - Religious or Scientific.

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"Mom, I am a genetic scientist. I am working in the US on the evolution of man. Theory of evolution, Charles Darwin, have you heard of him? " Vasu asked.

His Mother sat down next to him and smiled, "I know Darwin, Vasu. I also know that what you think he discovered is old news in India."

" Yeah sure Mom!" Vasu said with sarcasm.

"Well if you are too smart then listen to this, " his Mother countered." Have you heard of Dashavatar? The ten avatars of Vishnu?" Vasu nodded.

"Then let me tell you what you and Mr. Darwin don't know. The first avatar was the Matsya avatar, it means the fish. That is because life began in the water. Is that not right?" Vasu began to listen with a little more attention.

"Then came the Kurma Avatar, which means the tortoise, because life moved from the water to the land. The amphibian. So the Tortoise denoted the evolution from sea to land.

Third was the Varaha, the wild boar, which meant the wild animals with not much intellect, you call them the Dinosaurs, correct? " Vasu nodded wide eyed.

"The fourth avatar was the Narasimha avatar, half man and half animal, the evolution from wild animals to intelligent beings.

Fifth the Waman avatar, the midget or dwarf, who could grow really tall. Do you know why that is? Cause there were two kinds of humans, Homo Erectus and the Homo Sapiens and Homo Sapiens won that battle." Vasu could see that his Mother was in full flow and he was stupefied.

"The Sixth avatar was Parshuram, the man who wielded the axe, the man who was a cave and forest dweller. Angry, and not social.

The seventh avatar  was Ram, the first thinking social being, who laid out the laws of society and the basis of all relationships.

The eight avatar was Krishna, the statesman, the politician, the lover who played the game of society and taught how to live and thrive in the social structure.

The Ninth avatar, the Buddha, the man who rose from Narasimha and found man's true nature. The nature of Buddha, he identified man's final quest of enlightenment.

And finally, my boy, will come Kalki, the man you are working on. The man who will be genetically supreme."

Vasu looked at his Mother speechless. "This is amazing Mom, how did you.. This makes sense!"

"Yes it does Vasu!

Mythology makes sense. Its just the way you look at it - Religious or Scientific.

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