Thursday, 27 August 2015

Once upon a time without Technology

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Once upon a time!
When Window was just a square hole in a room & Application was something written on a paper. When Keyboard was a Piano and Mouse just an animal. When File was an important office material and Hard Drive just an uncomfortable road trip. When Cut was done with knife and Paste with glu. When Web was a spider's home and virus was flu. When Apple and Blackberry were just fruits .... That's when we had a lot of time for family and friends!😊

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All husbands can enjoy πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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πŸ”΄Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today . Husband : First make it, we will name it later ☺πŸ˜‹

πŸ”΄A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

πŸ”΄A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"

Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"
😝😝😝😝
Couldn't stop sharing this one...

πŸ”΄Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.

Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
😎😎😎

πŸ”΄Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??

Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !
😝😝😝

πŸ”΄A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.

Was the necklace FAKE?

Nooooo! That was the deal :)
😜😜😜

πŸ”΄A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."

Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
😁😁😁

πŸ”΄Best Slogan on a
MAN's T-Shirt :

"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
😳😳😳
..dedicated to all husbands πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

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Wednesday, 26 August 2015

Definition of TIME !?

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Time is Slow when you wait!

Time is  Fast when you are late!

Time is Deadly when you are sad!

Time is Short when you are happy!

Time is Endless when you are in pain!

Time is Long when you feel bored!

Every time, time is determined by your feelings and your psychological conditions & not by clocks.

So Have A Nice Time Always....

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Tuesday, 25 August 2015

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A man working in an IT company 🏒 became sick.. He consulted many multi facility hospitals πŸ₯.. Still couldn't get cured... He was sad... Then his wife πŸ‘©advised "why don't you consult a veterinary doctor?"   He was shocked 😨😳... He screamed at her.. Are you mad... 😑 She spoke softly nothing happened to me.... It is you having problem.. You wakeup early in the morning 🌞 like cock πŸ”, take half bath like a crow 🐧 , eat something like a monkey πŸ’,  then run to office like a race horse 🐴🐎, you work like a donkey 🐺,   there u scream to your juniors like a wild bear 🐻,   evening 🌝 you reach home and bark at us like a dog πŸ•,   then you eat like a crocodile 🐊, 🌚 you go to bed and sleep like a buffalo πŸƒ 😴😴.......... That's the reason why I asked you to meet a veterinary doctor...... The man just sat 😳 

now wife asked why are looking at me like a owl.........
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜­πŸ˜°

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Psychology facts :

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Couples who spend at least 10 minutes a day laughing together are more likely to have a stronger relationship.

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Any friendship that exceeds the 7 yr mark is more likely to last an entire lifetime.

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You can judge a lot about a person's character by what they laugh at.

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A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk to each other instead of talking about each other.

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Kids who play video games tend to have better hand-eye coordination, a better memory, and better problem solving skills.

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A person is more likely to use " K " in a text message when they have no interest in talking to you.

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75% of women ask questions in which they already know the answer. This is why it's best to simply tell her the truth.

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Everyone has a song in their playlist which they always skip, but never delete.

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People who talk to themselves are more likely to have a high I.Q.

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If you chew gum when you study a subject and then chew the same flavor when you the take the test it can help you remember.

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Your body is actually designed to get 4 hours of sleep twice per day instead of 8 hours once!

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Over thinking can cause physical and mental fatigue, it may also lead to chronic depression.

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Ironically, sometimes the people who don't talk to you are the one's who really want to.

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Psychology says, the best things in life are usually found when you are not looking for them.

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According to old myths, the inability to fall asleep at night means you're awake in someone's dream

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Smiles have been proven to be more attractive on a woman's face than makeup.

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Lack of sleep makes it difficult to control emotions which is why people are more likely to cry or laugh uncontrollably at night. 

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You were smiling while reading this message.

Keep smiling it suits you.😊🌼🌿😊

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Selfie

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5 years back in temples, it was written as "Mobile Phones Prohibited ". 2 years back it was changed as "Keep your mobile switched off". Last year it was changed as "Keep your mobile in Silent mode". It may eventually change as :

"If you wish to take a Selfie with Lord/Idol, please pay Rs.50 at the Counter " πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™

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Boy frnd texts to his Girl frnd on WhatsApp ...

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BF - Hi
.
GF - Hello
.
BF - Wr ru darling...?
.
GF - Iam in my dads BMW car.
Iam going to club and from
there i will go to shopping mall.
I will send back the car and i
will call you. Where r u?
.
BF - Iam in the town bus sitting
behind u. Don't take the ticket, i
have already taken for u..!!

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Force of Kindness

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Simple kindness to one's self and all that lives is the most powerful transformational force of all." 

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Mother's Love is always Pure

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SUPERBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After his father's death, the Son decided to leave his mother at an old age home and visited her on and off.

Once he received a call from the old age home. Your mom is very serious please come and visit her.

So the son went  and saw that his mom was very critical and on her dying bed.

He asked: Mom what can I do for you.

Mom replied : "Please install fans in the old age home, as there are none. Also put a fridge for betterment of food because many times I slept without food".

The son was surprised and asked : Mom, while you were here you never complained, but now you have few hours left and you are telling me all this, why?

Mom replied :r "It's OK dear, I've managed with the heat, hunger & pain, but when your children will send you here, I am afraid you will not be able to manage.!

Superb, worth reading and to be forwarded. πŸ‘πŸ‘Œ

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What I Forgot

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When TV came to my house. I forgot how to read books. 
When the car came to my doorstep, I forgot how to walk. 
When I got the mobile in my hand, I forgot how to write letters. 
When computer came to my house, I forgot spellings

When the Ac came to my house, I stopped going under the tree for cool breeze
When I stayed in the city, I forgot the smell of mud. 
By dealing with banks, I forgot the value of money. 
With the smell of perfume, I forgot the fragrance of fresh flowers. 
With the coming of fast food, I forgot to cook dal and rice. 
Always running around, I forgot how to stop. 
And lastly when I got watsapp, I forgot how to sleep

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American attacked by Pakistani terrorists.

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A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school ...

Teacher : Whats your name ?

Boy : Nadir

Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today.

Boy went home and his mother asked: How was the day Nadir?

Boy : I am an American now, so call me Johnny.

Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up.
Next day he was back to school all bruised ...

Teacher : What happened Johnny ?

Boy: Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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A Nice Poem abt Day Today People

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Don't know who wrote this.. Hats off to him

Man O Man!
When without money,
eats vegetables at home;
When has money,
eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.
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When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money rides the same 'exercise machine'.
.
When without money walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn fat;

Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!
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When without money,
wishes to get married;
When has money,
wishes to get divorced.
.
When without money,
wife becomes secretary;
When has money,
secretary becomes wife.
.
When without money, acts like a rich man;
When has money acts like a poor man.
Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!
.
Says share market is bad,
but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil,
but keeps accumulating.
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Says high Positions are lonely,
but keeps wanting them.
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Says gambling & drinking is bad,
but keeps indulging;

Man O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means..

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Ultimate Wedding Trolls

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(1) 
Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you ! 

(Group members are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog!!) 

Don't laugh loud ---- 
The extended version says...

2)
Put your husband in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you'll be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before!!!

3)
Always keep your spouse's picture as mobile screen saver.
Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: "if I can handle this, I can handle anything!"… Superb Attitude for Life!!

(4)
If wife wants husband's attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.

(5)
A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- "Every WIFE is a 'Mistress' of her Husband…
"Miss" for first year & "Stress" for rest of the life…"!!!! 

(6)
Million Dollar Truth:
If Saturday and Sunday doesn't excite you, then change your Friends.
If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession.
If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should change your spouse!!

(7)
Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?
That was common sense leaving your body.

(8)
Generally a man does not go to the place again where he has been cheated once…
But many people still go to their in-laws place..?

(9)
Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Pappu: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!

(10)
Man outside phone booth: "Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven't spoken a word".
Man inside: "I am talking to my wife"

(11)
A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage..
She said- "sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot"

(12)
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!

(13)
Best one line ad by a married man on OLX:
"For Sale – Wedding Suit, used only once by Mistake"
πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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God's Troll for a Jealous Man

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πŸ””God : What do you want?
Boy : A very beautiful girl.
God : If you are muslim, I'll give you "Katrina".
If you are hindu, I'll give you "Kareena".
If you are sikh, I'll give you "Anushka" and if you are christian, I'll give you "Genelia".
What's your name.?
Boy : Abdul Vijay Singh Fernandes.
God to his angel: Rascal is acting smart give him "Radhe Maa" πŸ˜‚

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An Episode from Dr Mark's Diary

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Dr. Mark, a well-known cancer specialist, was once on his way to an important conference in another city where he was going to be granted an award in the field of medical research.

He was very excited to attend the conference and was desperate to reach as soon as possible. He had worked long and hard on his research and felt his efforts deserved the award he was about to obtain.

However, two hours after the plane took off, the plane made an emergency landing at the nearest airport due to some technical snag. Afraid, that he wouldn't make it in time for the conference, Dr. Mark immediately went to the reception and found that the next flight to the destination was after ten hours. The receptionist suggested him, to rent a car and drive himself down to the conference city which was only four hours away.

Having no other choice, he agreed to the idea despite his hatred for driving long distances.
Dr. Mark rented a car and started his journey. However, soon after he left, the weather suddenly changed and a heavy storm began. The pouring rain made it very difficult for him to see and he missed a turn he was supposed to take.

After two hours of driving, he was convinced he was lost. Driving in the heavy rain on a deserted road, feeling hungry and tired, he frantically began to look for any sign of civilization. After some time, he finally came across a small tattered house. Desperate, he got out of the car and knocked on the door. A beautiful lady opened the door. He explained the matter and asked her if he could use her telephone.
However, the lady told him that she doesn't have a phone or any electronic gadget but told the doctor to come inside and wait till the weather improved.
Hungry, wet and exhausted, the doctor accepted her kind offer and walked in. The lady  gave him hot tea and something to eat. The lady told him that he can join her for prayer. But, Dr. Mark smiled and said that he believed in hard work only and told her to continue with her prayers.
Sitting on the table and  sipping the tea, the doctor watched the woman in the dim light of candles as she prayed next to what appeared to be a small baby crib.

Every time she finished a prayer, she would start another one. Feeling that the woman might be in need of help, the doctor seized the opportunity to speak as soon as she finished her prayers. The doctor asked her what exactly she wanted from the God and enquired if she thought God will ever listen to her prayers. He further asked about the small child in the crib for whom she was apparently praying. The lady gave a sad smile and said that the child in the crib is her son who is suffering from a rare type of cancer and there is only one doctor Mark who can cure him but she doesn't have money to afford his fee and moreover Dr Mark lives in another far off town. She said that God has not answered her prayer so far but said that God will create some way out one day and added that she will not allow her fears to overcome her faith.

Stunned and speechless Dr Mark was in tears which were rolling down his cheeks. He whispered, God is great and recollected the sequence of events. ....there was malfunction in the plane, a thunderstorm hit, and he lost his way; and all of this happened because God did not just answer her prayer but also gave him a chance to come out of materialistic world and give some time to the poor hapless people who have nothing but rich prayers.

Always be prepared to do .......
What God has prepared you for

" There are No Accidents in Life"

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Sunday, 16 August 2015

πŸ‘πŸ‘Œwhich one are you ?? Whatsapp group results are out...which one are you❓❓

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πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

1. Whatsapp Rooster πŸ“πŸ“ Everyday wishing Everyone good morning and wking them up is their favorite job ...they go quiet after this
πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

2. Whatsapp Baba πŸ‘³πŸ‘³:
They send only messages of God and give discourses
πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

3. WhatsappThief 😎😎:
They copy others messages and forward them
πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

4 . Whatsapp Devadas πŸ˜‹πŸ»πŸ˜‹πŸ»:
They always send painful and sad messages and poems....and make everyone else sadπŸ˜”πŸ˜”
πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

5. Whatsapp news reporter πŸ“°πŸ“°πŸ‘¨:
They update everyone about what's happening in the world
πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

6. Whatsapp Vidushak πŸ˜œπŸ˜‰☺😊:
No matter how sad their life is they keep replying to everyone and keep laughing
πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

7. Whatsapp Mauni BabaπŸ™ŠπŸ™Š:
They read everyone's messages silently but never reply...many are unaware these people exist in the group
πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

8. Whatsapp Thinkers πŸ™‡πŸ™‡:
They try to change people by sending good purposeful messages
πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

9. Whatsapp Poet n Poetess πŸŽΆπŸŽ€πŸŽ€πŸ‘¨πŸ‘―:
These people don't know anything other than poems and bore others with their poems
πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

10. Whatsapp Chatter πŸ“±πŸ’»πŸ“πŸ“ƒ:
They are not interested in anything other than chatting...they are always onlie
πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

11. Whatsapp monkey πŸ™ˆπŸ™‰πŸ™ŠπŸ’πŸ’πŸ’:
They never reply...only say haha..hehe
πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

12 . Whatsapp Collector πŸ™ŒπŸ‘πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€:
They only join but never message
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13.Whatsapp all rounder πŸ“–❤πŸΊπŸŒΊπŸ“πŸŽ€πŸ“°πŸ“²
They express their opinion on anything and everything. They know a little about everything and try to impart it to all

🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺

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Saturday, 15 August 2015

zoom the flag to see the beauty of India

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Friday, 14 August 2015

Banker at its best πŸ‘Œ

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One lady customer forgot her handkerchief on the Single window counter. The newly recruited counter clerk inadvertently put stamp after stamp on the handkerchief.

The lady customer returned to the Branch to collect her favorite handkerchief and found that the handkerchief has been branded with round stamp all over.

Annoyed she visited the Branch Manager to lodge her complaint.

The Branch Manager reversed the handkerchief and put the master stamp...

"ALL OUR STAMPS CANCELLED"
-BRANCH MANAGER
And signed across it.😜😜

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Wednesday, 12 August 2015

Wife's troll for Husband

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Wife:  Dear..do you remember what saree I was wearing when u came to see me...for the first time..

Husband: No..I don't remember..

Wife: see..u don't love me at all..

Husband: its not like that honey.. A person going to keep his head on the railway track will not be checking whether it is shatabdi or Rajadhani ..πŸ˜‚

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Saturday, 8 August 2015

Greatest Paradoxes Ever Recorded

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Absolutely brilliant stuff--

Interesting Paradox

This is part of ancient Greek history. The lawyer teacher was Protagoras (c.485-415 BCE) and the student was Euthalos. This is known as Protagoras's Paradox. This case was not solved. The most interesting part - this is still debated (even today) in law schools as a logic problem!

Many years ago, a Law teacher came across a student who was willing to learn but was unable to pay the fees.  The student struck a deal saying,  "I will pay your fee the day I win my first case in the court".
Teacher agreed and proceeded with the law course. When the course was finished and teacher started pestering the student to pay up the fee, the student reminded him of the deal and pushed days. Fed up with this, the teacher decided to sue the student in the court of law and both of them decided
to argue for themselves.

The teacher put forward his argument saying:  "If I win this case, as per the court of law, the student has to
pay me as the case is about his non-payment of dues. And if I lose the case, student will still pay me because he would have won his first case. So either way I will have to get the money".

Equally brilliant, the student argued back saying:  "If I win the case, as per the court of law, I don't have to
pay anything to the teacher as the case is about my non-payment of dues. And if I lose the case, I don't have to pay him because I haven't won my first case yet. So either way, I am not going to pay the teacher anything".

This is one of the greatest paradoxes ever recorded.

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Friday, 7 August 2015

Dedicated to all tax payers.

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Best Answer given by an Indian Citizen:-
My Income Tax return form has been sent back because, In response to a question for 'Number of Dependents on you?',  I replied :---
"65% of population who doesn't pay taxes, 21 million illegal immigrants, 9,00,000 criminals in over 1382 prisons and above all 544+ MPs in parliament"and 4000 MLA's of states.
They said, this is not an acceptable answer.
I am still wondering..... Who the hell did I miss out!!.
πŸ˜£πŸ˜›πŸ˜œπŸ˜œ

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Wife Trolls Loving Husband

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A newly married couple was walking through a garden suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it will bite them..The husband lifted his wife πŸ’­ let the dog bite him than his sweetie.The dog stopped before them barked for a while and ran backwards.The husband put his wife down expecting a πŸ’‹ or πŸ’ from her.Then his wife shouted " I have seen people throwing stones and sticks at dogs this is the first time I am seeing someone trying to throw his wife at a dog ".Husband.😱😱😱😱

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Dear Salman khan

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Dear Salman khan,

Since you could manage to take a deaf and dumb pakistani kid from India and leave her in her country.... we request you for a favour.

Can you take one more kid from India and leave him in italy?
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Sardar to Ambani

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Mukesh Ambani : If I start driving my car at sunrise, I won't b able 2 cover even half of my estate by sunset ...

Sardar : Even I Had such a useless car but i sold it ...

😝😝😝😝😝

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Thursday, 6 August 2015

Trolls between India & Pakistan

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Mechanical Engineer's wife Delivered a baby..

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Wife Sends SMS to Husband :
"Your New Vehicle is  Launched."

Husband SMS's back  :
"With Gear or Without Gear?" πŸ˜³πŸ™€ πŸ™ŠπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜›
πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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Cicero (43 B.C) of the Roman empire

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Cicero (43 B.C) of the Roman empire wrote this and it is still valid for today's life and more so here in Indian subcontinent where all this happens to the extreme. 😳

1. The poor, work & work.
2. The rich, exploit the poor.
3. The soldier, protects both.
4. The taxpayer, pays for all three.
5. The wanderer, rests for all four.
6. The drunk, drinks for all five.
7. The banker, robs all six.
8. The lawyer, misleads all seven.
9. The doctor, kills all eight.
10. The undertaker, buries all nine.
11. The Politician lives happily on account of all ten!

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Wednesday, 5 August 2015

23 amazing facts about Indian Railways you never know πŸ˜€

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1. Indian Railway is constructing the
highest rail bridge over Chenab, in J&K
Five times the height of Qutub Minar, it will be taller than
the Eiffel Tower.

2. Loco-pilots (train drivers) are paid
more than an average software
engineer
Salaries are the tune of Rs. 1 Lakh per month and more.

3. No loco-pilot has abandoned the
train even in the face of certain death

4. The Indian Railways website gets
close to 12 Lakh hits per minute
Hourly traffic on IRTC.com is more than annual traffic of
some of the most popular Indian websites. It can support
almost 5 million threads at one time. But, we've got more
people than that.
Hence the never ending trolls.
nextbigwhat

5. The slowest train goes uphill at the
speed of 10 kilometers per hour
You can jump off the train, light up a smoke, take few
drags and climb on the train again. It's the Mettupalayam
Ooty Nilgiri Passenger train.

6. If the tracks of Indian railways were
to be laid out, they would circle the
earth almost 1.5 times

7. The trains got toilets after Indian
Railways completed about 50 years!
Back then, passengers had to wait till the next station to
answer the call of nature!
Thank Okhil Chandra for making Indian Railways do the
needful. He wrote the letter to Indian Railways
and finally, there were toilets in 1909!

8. Back in the old days, elephants were
used to position the carriages

9. Its 161 years old!
16 TH April, 1853. That's a long time ago.

10. The station with the longest name is
Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta
And it's sometimes spelled with 'Sri' prefixed. Quite a
mouthful.

11. Most unreliable train in Indian
Railways is Guwahati-Trivandrum
Express
It is late on an average by ten to twelve hours. Gosh!

12. The longest tunnel in the country is
11.215 kilometers long!
It is the Pir Panjal Railway tunnel in Jammu and Kashmir.

13. The station with the smallest name
is called 'IB ': It's in Odisha

14. Before installing Automatic Point
System was installed, hundreds of
guards lost their hands and fingers
trying to fix it manually. Every time a
train got delayed and we complained,
an Indian Railways employee probably
lost his limbs for us

15. The longest running train covers a
distance of 4273 km between Dibrugarh
and Kanyakumari: It's called the Vivek
Express

16. The shortest distance covered
between two successive stations is 3
kilometers
It's between the Nagpur and Ajni station.

17. A train covers a distance of 528 km
without a single stop
It's Trivandrum – H. Nizamuddin Rajdhani Express.

18. Lucknow is the busiest junction in
the nation: 64 trains come in and move
out, every day

19. A massively successful organization
– running 11,000 trains

20. Indian Railways transports almost
2.5 crore passengers daily
That's nearly the total population of New Zealand,
Australia and Tasmania put together!

21. The Rail Museum in Delhi is the
largest in Asia
It has working and non-working models both.

22. The railway station of Navapur is
built in two states; half in Maharashtran
and the rest is in Gujarat

23. Indian Railways has a mascot –
Bholu, the Guard Elephant

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Dad Trolls his Daughter

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Management Quote

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What do we learn...

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What do we learn from
cow, πŸ‚
buffaloes, πŸƒ
elephants 🐘.                                       .             ..
.
It is just impossible to reduce weight by eating green grass, salads & walking πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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Tuesday, 4 August 2015

Coffee on wall :---

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A story from Murlidhar Gupta

I sat with my friend in a well-known coffee shop in a neighbouring town of Venice (Italy), the city of lights and water.

As we enjoyed our coffee, a man entered and sat at an empty table beside us.

He called the waiter and placed his order saying,

'Two cups of coffee, one of them there on the wall.'

We heard this order with rather interest and observed that he was served with one cup of coffee but he paid for two.

As soon as he left, the waiter pasted a piece of paper on the wall saying
'A Cup of Coffee'.

While we were still there, two other men entered and ordered three cups of coffee, two on the table and one on the wall.

They had the two cups of coffee but paid for three and left.

This time also, the waiter did the same;

he pasted a piece of paper on the wall saying, 'A Cup of Coffee'.

It was something unique and perplexing for us.

We finished our coffee, paid the bill and left.

After a few days, we had a chance to go to this coffee shop again.

While we were enjoying our coffee, a man poorly dressed entered.

As he seated himself, he looked at the wall and said, 'One cup of coffee from the wall'.

The waiter served coffee to this man with the customary respect and dignity.

The man had his coffee and left without paying.

We were amazed to watch all this, as the waiter took off a piece of paper from the wall and threw it in the dust bin.

Now it was no surprise for us – the matter was very clear.

The great respect for the needy shown by the inhabitants of this town made our eyes well up in tears.

Ponder upon the need of what this man wanted...

He enters the coffee shop without having to lower his self-esteem…

he has no need to ask for a free cup of coffee…

without asking or knowing about the one who is giving this cup of coffee to him.

He only looked at the wall, placed an order for himself, enjoyed his coffee and left.

... probably the most beautiful wall you may ever see anywhere....!!!

Worth sharing......

😊😊Its what makes us human.....😊

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Sunday, 2 August 2015

Mom Trolls Dad

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A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married.

His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was!!!

And young man told him that it was Pamela, a Girl from the neighborhood.

With a sad face the father said to his son,
      'I'm sorry to say that the girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.'

The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up frustrated,
      because the response was still the same as the earlier.

So he decides to go to his mother.

'Mom, I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I must n't tell you.'

His mother smiling at him and told : 'Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son !!

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BAHUBALI MOVIE WHATSAPP VERSION

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🏯  mahismathi samrajyam

πŸ‘¦  shivudu

πŸ‘¨ bahubali

πŸ‘Ί bhallala deva

πŸ‘Ά kattappa

πŸ’‚ aslam khan

πŸ‘Ή kalakeya

πŸ‘°  avantika

πŸ—Ώ avantika mask

πŸ‘΅ deva sena

πŸ‘Έ sivagami

πŸ‘΄ bijjala deva

πŸ‘± bijjala deva grand son

FILM STARTS

πŸ‘£πŸ‘£ blooded steps
⛲ waterfalls
πŸ™† shivagami carries baby
🏊 villager saves
πŸ’ͺ shivudus strength
🎭 the mask
πŸ—» he starts climbing
πŸŒ„ reaches top
πŸ’‘ finds avantika
πŸ‚ bull fight
πŸ—½ statue erection

INTERVAL 🍟🍹

πŸ”₯ shivudu escapes his mom
πŸ™ every1 bows 2 shivudu
πŸ‘Ά katappa finds bahubali
🏰 intro of mahismathi
🎠 training
πŸ‘¨vsπŸ‘Ί
πŸ‘― item song
πŸ‘Ή kalakeya enters
πŸ’€ his god
🈹🈯🈺🈢 his language

Battle scenes

✋πŸ”ͺ             πŸƒπŸ”ͺ                                           
       \              /    
         \          /
           \      /
             \  /
             πŸ”±                                                       .  ⛳               .  ⛳

πŸ‘¬πŸ‘¬πŸ‘¬   πŸ‘¬πŸ‘¬πŸ‘¬
πŸ‘¬πŸ‘¬πŸ‘¬   πŸ‘¬πŸ‘¬πŸ‘¬
πŸ‘¬πŸ‘¬πŸ‘¬   πŸ‘¬πŸ‘¬πŸ‘¬
πŸ‘¬πŸ‘¬πŸ‘¬   πŸ‘¬πŸ‘¬πŸ‘¬

   πŸ‡             🚠--πŸ‡

⛳ mahishmathi wins
πŸ‘¨ bahubali will be king
πŸ‘Ά katappa says he killed bahu

BAAHUBALI - THE CONCLUSSION (2016)

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Last tweet of Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam

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APJ in short

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A Rare Way for tribute to dr. Kalam

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Abdul Kalam with Grinder

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Abdul Kalam's fb post 2012

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Tamil Teacher Trolls in kalakkapovathu yaaru 2

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Ultimate trolls between male and female

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Salary day special

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MASTER PIECE COMEDY😜

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Husband & his wife went for Divorce at court.
Judge : U have 3 kids...How will u divide them?
They had long discussion with his wife & said " Ok, sir We will come next year with 1 more" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Joke doesn't end here....
9 months later....They got twins😜😝

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Difference between a Guru and a Teacher

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A teacher takes responsibility for your growth.
A Guru makes you responsible for your growth.

A teacher gives you things you do not have and require.
A Guru takes away things you have and do not require.

A teacher answers your questions.
A Guru questions your answers.

A teacher helps you get out of the maze.
A Guru destroys the maze.

A teacher requires obedience and discipline from the pupil.
A Guru requires trust and humility from the pupil.

A teacher clothes you and prepares you for the outer journey.
A Guru strips you naked and prepares you for the inner journey.

A teacher is a guide on the path.
A Guru is a pointer to the way.

A teacher sends you on the road to success.
A Guru sends you on the road to freedom.

A teacher explains the world and its nature to you.
A Guru explains yourself and your nature to you.

A teacher makes you understand how to move about in the world.
A Guru shows you where you stand in relation to the world.

A teacher gives you knowledge and boosts your ego.
A Guru takes away your knowledge and punctures your ego.

A teacher instructs you.
A Guru constructs you.

A teacher sharpens your mind.
A Guru opens your mind.

A teacher shows you the way to prosperity.
A Guru shows you the way to posterity.

A teacher reaches your mind.
A Guru touches your spirit.

A teacher gives you knowledge.
A Guru makes you wise.

A teacher gives you maturity.
A Guru returns you to innocence.

A teacher instructs you on how to solve problems.
A Guru shows you how to resolve issues.

A teacher is a systematic thinker.
A Guru is a lateral thinker.

A teacher will punish you with a stick.
A Guru will punish you with compassion.

A teacher is to pupil what a father is to son.
A Guru is to pupil what mother is to her child.

One can always find a teacher.
But a Guru has to find and accept you.

A teacher leads you by the hand.
A Guru leads you by example.

When a teacher finishes with you, you celebrate.
When a Guru finishes with you, life celebrates.

When the course is over you are thankful to the teacher.
When the discourse is over you are grateful to the Guru.

Let us honor both, the teachers and the Guru in our life.

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Abdul Kalam's Golden Words

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Translation:
I grew a parrot, it flew away.
I grew a squirrel, it ran away.
I grew a TREE, all came back...!

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Friendship day band through WhatsApp

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Friendship Day special 2015

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Friendship day never will be so much special without spending our times with our friends. Here are the few photos received from my friends from different age groups and times.. I'm blessed to have friends like this in my life.. Share this with your friends to show how special they are to you.

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