Sunday, 8 February 2015

Husband as a Software Program - Wife Complaints

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INSTALLING HUSBAND

A Woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a
Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in
the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance
9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY
3.0 and CRICKET 4.1

What can I do ?

Reply:-

Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter Command: "ithoughtyoulovedme.html" and try to Download
Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run the Applications Jewellery
3.0 and Flowers 3.5

However, remember, Overuse of the above Application can cause Husband
1.0 to Default to Silence 3.5 or Beer 6.1.

Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise
new Virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be Downloaded into your
System.

So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to Re-install the
Boyfriend 5.0 Program. These are Unsupported Applications and will
Crash Husband 1.0.

We recommend: Cooking 5.0 and Cute Looks 7.7

Good Luck Madam.

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