Intelligent Husband
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Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
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Husband - Where are you going ?
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Wife - I'm moving to my mother.
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Husband also starts packing his clothes.
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Wife - Now where are you going ?
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Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.
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Wife - And what about the kids ?
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Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.
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Clothes unpacked.😉😄😄😃
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Wife : "why are u home so early?"
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
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Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego.
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Q - You know why women love shoes? 👠
Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. 😜
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Q - Why can't Women Drive well? 🚗
Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
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Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? ⛺🎄
Ans - There are no Shopping Centers..
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Q - How to save a Dying Woman?
Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..
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Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
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The woman who invented the phrase ...
"All men are the same"
was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened....
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Wives are magicians........
They can change anything into an argument.
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don't have a wife!
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Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it...
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