Super Insults:
Maths Teacher: When I was your age I used to get 100 marks
Student: Yes, you might have .some good maths teacher might have taught you
😜😜😜
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A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to Bathe him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him......
😂😂😂
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Father: what is ur Result.........?? . . .
Son: Headmster's son failed, . . .
Father: then you...?? . . .
Son: Doctor's son too faild, . . .
Father: bt what for you....?? . . .
Son:then advocate's son also faild , . . .
Father: idiot, i asked yours? . . . .
Son: so dad,you are not Rajnikant , your son too failed ..
😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Mother to Son:
Who is Tipu Sultan?
Son : I don't know 😏
Mother: Focus on your studies 👀
Son to Mother : Who is Rosy aunty?
Mother : I don't know
Son : Then focus on Papa
😝😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
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A cute xcuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so wht mks U late if dey wr fightng?
Student-1shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
😂😂😝😜
🎉💐🍻🎭🎷🌾🌾💃😃😜😜😜😂😂😂😂👌👌👍👍
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👆Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: "bapre"
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: "bapre"+"bapre"+"bapre"
Girl: 😨😠😡
Salesman: 😆😝😂
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Innovative India:
An American asked a Indian child, "How old are you ?"
Child replied:
In house 11,
In School 12,
In Bus 10,
In Train 7 &
In Facebook 18...!!!😜😜
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Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!!
😄😃😜😝👌😂😜😃😄😁
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One kid after getting a nice slap from his mom...
Pappa, Have you been to Pakistan?
No dear...
Pappa Have you been to Afghanistan?
No my dear.... Then from where did you pickup this terrorist item from???? 😭😅😅😂😂😂
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