🐙SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play
🐙LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
🐙NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
🐙MARRIAGE :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters..
🐙TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
waterpower.
🐙CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
🐙FATHER :
A banker provided by nature
🐙CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught
🐙BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!
🐙POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter
🐙DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
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