Saturday 7 March 2015

Chemistry of Wife

By Jazz 04:02 Leave a Comment
A New Metal is added to Chemistry:

Name: WIFE
Symbol: Bv

Atomic Weight: Light when first found... tends to get heavier over the
years with time.

Physical Properties :
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love & care
- Very Bitter if Mishandled

Chemical Properties :
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possess Strong Affinity for Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit
cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent

Occurrence :
- Mostly found in front of the Mirror.
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