*If you throw a stone
randomly in Bangalore,
chances are,
it will hit a dog or a
software engineer.
While the dog may or
may not have a strap
around his neck,
the software engineer
will definitely have one. 😜
*In India we drive on
the left of the road.
In Bangalore, we drive on
what is left of the road
*Q: What is the
easiest way of
causing traffic
accidents in Bangalore?
A: Follow the traffic rules.
* "A guy who was
hunting
house in Bangalore.
Meets old lady who
is potential landlord.
Conversation goes thus:
Old lady:
Where do you work, son?
Guy : I work in Infosys.
Old lady: Oh,
that bus company! Sorry,
we rent only to
good IT people.
It would appear that
Infosys operates
more buses
than BMTC in Bangalore"
* Bangalore, where
PG(Paying Guest) is
the first business
and IT, the second.
* When someone says
Its raining in Bangalore,
be sure to ask them
which area,
which lane and
which road.
* If a Bangalorean stops
at a traffic light,
others behind him
stop too because
The others
conclude that
he has spotted a
policeman that they
themselves have not.
*bangalore is the
only city where
distance is
measured in
units of time.
*Rickhsaw driver,
grocery seller and
common shop keeper
thinks that you earn
atleast 1 lakh p/month
if you are in IT sector.
* Out of every 100
software engineers
in Bangalore,
90 are
utterly frustrated
and
rest have a gf/bf.
* Bus drivers use
horns instead of brakes
* I quote : Bangalore:
The City where
more people know
Language C than kannada".
* Universal answer
in Bangalore is
"Adjust maadi"
😄😜😜
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