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Tuesday, 31 March 2015

Keep calm and say ‪#‎Aahaan‬!

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Keep calm and say ‪#‎Aahaan‬!
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Different types of ‪#‎Aahaan‬ :)

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Apadiya is a word

Aahaan is an emotion ‪#‎AAHAAN‬............!

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Never insult Brad Pitt.

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The Ellen DeGeneres Show -on #RepeatAfterMe

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The Ellen DeGeneres Show -on #RepeatAfterMe

Appraisal Discussion With Manager

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You Should have Done this

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Ramasamy & Madasamy

By Jazz 21:03 Accident, Office Leave a Comment

Ramasamy passed B.tech and placed at SYNDICATE BANK after clearing IBPS exam. Annual income 3 lakhs. His Relatives, Family friends of wished him for success. That's it Ramasamy face glowed like Petramax light and thought himself from today every day will be happy.

Madasamy beside to Ramasamy house got failed in Degree. All his relatives and family friends blamed Madasamy as everyone in Hyderabad is studying B.tech but Madasamy even failed in degree. Every one gave him suggestions like to sell Idly, Dosa…. Put Pan shop… or sell Milk… His Father was very much embarrassed. Now what to do…? Madasamy asked his mother 2 lakhs and borrowed 2 more lakhs then bought buffaloes and started Milk Business.

Ramasamy bought bike through credit card and started to office. Madasamy on TVS with Milk Cans also started to sell. Ramasamy proudly said 'Hai' to Madasamy. Madasamy with embarrass look said 'Hai' and left to their duties.

6 months passed away….
Ramasamy cleared 20% interest over bike; still actual price 80K is pending. Madasamy cleared 1 lakh out of his 2lakh borrowed money. Both faced each other, Ramasamy gave small smile thinking that when he will clear 80K. Madasamy also gave narrow smile by thinking about his remaining 1 lakh loan.

1 year passed away…..
Ramasamy put hopes on DA hike. Now half liter milk price increased to 14/-Rs from 10/-Rs. This profited Madasamy to 30% and cleared remaining 1 lakh loan amount. By now anyhow Ramasamy cleared his Bike loan and brought Personnel loan of 2 lakhs for 16% interest. Ramasamy bought furniture, LCD, LapTop with 2 that lakhs. Every One accolade Ramasamy as he brought these accessories in just 2 years of job. Now Madasamy with his Profited money brought 12 more buffaloes. His income doubled.

Again both faced each other. Ramasamy gave doubtful smile thinking about his Personnel loan. Madasamy gave heart full smile since he doesn't have any debts.
After 2 Years Ramasamy got increment. He then bought a Maruthi Wagan R car through Car Loan. Mean time Madasamy bought 2 acres land for his 3 dozens of buffaloes. Even Milk Prices raised to 30% again. Now Madasamy income is 200% more than Ramasamy. Madasamy owned one Auto to sell Milk. One more time both faced each other. By thinking his Loans and Interests Ramasamy unable to give whole Hearted Smile. Whereas Madasamy smiled confidently from his own Auto.

2 more years passed away…..!
Ramasamy applied to 40 lakhs home loan and bought one apartment. Madasamy buffaloes number crossed Century. Madasamy bought 2 apartments. Ramasamy got 10 more percent salary hike under X BPS. Milk price crossed 40/Rs per liter now. Total income of Madasamy is 500% more than the income of Ramasamy. That's all Madasamy bought 1 Skoda and 1 Innova Car. Both faced each other. Ramasamy gave tension smile by thinking that when he will clear 40 lakh loan. Madasamy gave Confident smile since he own a single size Milk Factory with more than 100 buffaloes and 25 workers.
That night Ramasamy was in a deep frustration. Because after 5 years Madasamy own 4 crores of Money, monthly 5 lakhs of income, provided jobs to 25 workers. Ramasamy salary is 4 lakhs with 40 lakhs debt and un satisfactory job. This is the BANKERS LIFE.

Facts: In 2008 Milk was 10/- litre. Now 40/- litre. Gold 12500/- 10 grams, Now 30000/-. In the last 5 years salary hikes for BANKERS was just 15%. All commodity prices increased to 300%. Still many people from outside think about BANKERS that as they earn in lakhs… For them show this or share……..

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Rishta vahi.

By Jazz 21:01 Leave a Comment

Excellent message:

A pregnant mother asked her daughter, "What do u want- a brother or a sister?"
Daughter: Brother
Mother: Like whom?
Daughter: Like RAVAN
Mother: What the hell are you saying? Are you out of your mind?
Daughter: Why not mom? He left all his royalship and
kingdom, all because his sister was disrespected.
Even after picking up his enemy's wife, he didn't ever touch her. Why wouldn't I want to have a brother like him?
What would I do with a brother like Ram who left his pregnant wife after listening to a "dhobi" though his wife always stood by his side like a shadow?
After giving "Agni Pareeksha" and suffering 14 years of exile, how can you live with the blot of having lived with "another man".
Mom, you being a wife & sister to someone, until when will you keep on asking for a "RAM" as your son???
Mother was in tears…
👌👌👍👏👏👏
Now this is known as Rishta vahi......soch nayi...
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

Victims or Victorious.

By Jazz 21:00 Leave a Comment

Every Problem comes to Make us or Break us, the choice is ours whether we become Victims or Victorious. Good morning… Have a great courageous day

WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :

By Jazz 20:57 Leave a Comment

🐙SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play

🐙LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

🐙NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

🐙MARRIAGE :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters..

🐙TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
waterpower.

🐙CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

🐙FATHER :
A banker provided by nature

🐙CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught

🐙BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!

🐙POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter

🐙DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

From am Hospitalised Husband

By Jazz 20:56 Leave a Comment

Who is Happy ???

By Jazz 20:53 Leave a Comment

A Crow Lived in the Forest and was absolutely satisfied in life.

But one day he saw a swan...
This swan is so white and I am so black...crow thought.

This swan must be the happiest bird in the world.

He expressed his thoughts to the swan.
"Actually," the swan replied,

"I was feeling that I was the happiest bird around until I saw a parrot, which has two colors.
I now think the parrot is the happiest bird in creation."

The crow then approached the parrot.
The parrot explained,
"I lived a very happy life—until I saw a peacock.
I have only two colors, but the peacock has multiple colors."

The crow then visited a peacock in the zoo and saw that hundreds of people had gathered to see him.

After the people had left,
The crow approached the Peacock..

Dear Peacock,
You are so beautiful.
Every day thousands of people come to see you.
When people see me,
they immediately shoo me away.
I think you are the happiest bird on the planet.

The peacock replied,
I always thought that I was the most beautiful and happy bird on the planet.
But because of my beauty,
I am entrapped in this zoo.

I have examined the zoo very carefully, and I have realized that the crow is the only bird not kept in a cage.

So for past few days I have been thinking that if I were a crow,
I could happily roam everywhere.

That's our problem too.

We make unnecessary comparison with others and become sad.

We don't value what has God given us.
This all leads to the vicious cycle of unhappiness.

Value the things god has given us.

Learn the secret of being happy and discard the comparison which leads only to unhappines..

Sooooo beautiful na...👌

.don't miss to share with friends.🙏

Ideas

By Jazz 20:52 Leave a Comment

April 1st Importance

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Innovation @ it's peak

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Good Morning

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Gold & Iron

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Mother & mother in law

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Mom is always Caring

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Good Morning Message

By Jazz 20:41 Leave a Comment

Never Think Hard about the PAST, It brings Tears... Don't think more about the FUTURE, It brings Fear...Live this Moment with a Smile, It brings Cheer.

Good morning…. Have a cheerful day

Dialog between God and Dead Man:

By Jazz 20:41 Leave a Comment

God: Alright son, it's time to go.
Man: So soon? I had a lot of plans...
God: I am sorry but, it's time to go
Man: What do you have in that suitcase?
God: Your belongings
Man: My belongings? You mean my things... Clothes... money...
God: Those things were never yours, they belong to the Earth
Man: Is it my memories?
God: No. They belong to Time
Man: Is it my talent?
God: No. They belong to Circumstance
Man: Is it my friends and family?
God: No son. They belong to the Path you travelled
Man: Is it my wife and children?
God: No. they belong to your Heart
Man: Then it must be my body
God: No No... It belongs to Dust
Man: Then surely it must be my Soul!
God: You are sadly mistaken son. Your Soul belongs to me.
Man with tears in his eyes and full of fear took the suitcase from the God's hand and opened it...
EMPTY!!!
With heartbroken and tears down his cheek he asks God...
Man: I never owned anything?
God: That's Right. You never owned anything.
Man: Then? What was mine?
God: your MOMENTS. Every moment you lived was yours.

Life is just a Moment.
LIVE IT. LOVE IT.. ENJOY IT...

Cards & Life

By Jazz 20:38 Leave a Comment

🔰Life is a Visiting Card,
💃Wife is a Memory Card,
👨Husband is A T M card
👰girl fnd is a Debit card
🙋Neighbour is a greeting card
💁Sister-in-Law is a Recharge card
👪Mother father is Pan card
👦Brother-in-Law is a " duplicate CARD "
👫child is a Identity card
🚹🚹But Friends are "AADHAR" Card
Useful for everywhere.

Gambhir, Yuvraj, Shewag

By Jazz 19:02 Leave a Comment

Gambhir calls to Yuvraj
Hello: hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
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Yuvraj : hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
😝😝

Iru iru.. Shewagayum conference poduren

Terrific one-liners:

By Jazz 19:01 Leave a Comment

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
😀😀
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
😀😀
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
😀😀
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
😀😀
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
😀😀
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
😀😀
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
😀😀
You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
😀😀
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
😀😀
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
😀😀
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
😀😀
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
😀😀
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
😀😀
Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
😀😀
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
😀😀
You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
😀😀
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
😀😀
Real friends are the ones who survive transition between address books.
😀😀
Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
😀😀
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
😀😀
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
😀😀
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come!
😀😀
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
😀😀
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
😀😀
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
😀😀
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
😀😀
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!
Cheers !!!
😜🔫

Nanbanum varamum

By Jazz 12:05 Leave a Comment

Nelson Mandela

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Japanese Psychology:-

By Jazz 11:28 Leave a Comment

The third letter of ur name shows ur character..!!!!

What's the third letter of ur name?

A. Romantic
B. Proud
C. Innocent
D. Loved by all
E. Good and lovely
F. Feels for others
G. Logical mind person
H. Leader
I. Helpful
J. Enjoys every bit of life
K. Irritating
L. Funny
M. Emotional
N. Sensible
O. Supportive
P. Crazy
Q. Unpredictable
R. Practical
S. Loving
T. Fake
U. Sensitive
V. Genius
W. Calm
X. Takes everything easy
Y. Intelligent
Z. Jovial.
Whats Urs Check It Up..😄😂

Importance of States in India

By Jazz 11:26 Leave a Comment

Send to all Indians all over the globe!

Importance of States in India
🌎Punjab for Fighting,
🌎Bengal for Writing...
🌎Kashmir for Beauty,
🌎Andhra for Duty...
🌎Karnataka for Silk,
🌎Haryana for Milk...
🌎Kerala for Brains,
🌎Tamil for Grains...
🌎Orissa for Temples,
🌎Bihar for Minerals...
🌎Gujarat for Peace,
🌎Assam for Trees...
🌎Rajastan for History,
🌎Maharashtra for Victory...
🌎Himachal for Cold,
🌎Jharkand for Bold...
🌎UP for Rice,
🌎Arunachal for Sunrise...
🌎Goa for Wine,
🌎Meghalaya for Rain...
🌎MP for Diamond,
🌎Sikkim for Almond...
🌎Mizoram for Glass,
🌎Manipur for Dance...
🌎Nagaland for Music,
🌎Chattisghar for Physique...
🌎Uttarkhand for Rivers,
🌎Tripura for Singers...
🌎INDIA...For all religious and it's call Hindustan
THE LAND OF CULTURE🌎:)

😜😜😜 Types of Ladies

By Jazz 11:22 Leave a Comment

Technically there are 7 TYPES OF LADIES:

1. HARD DISK lady: Remembers everything forever.

2. RAM lady: Forgets about you the moment you leave.

3. SCREENSAVER lady: Just for looking.

4. INTERNET lady: Difficult to access.

5. SERVER lady: Always busy when needed

6. MULTIMEDIA lady: Looks beautiful but you can only look.

7. VIRUS lady: This type of lady is normally called 'WIFE', once enters your system, never leaves even if the system is formatted.😝😝

Wife to Hubby:

By Jazz 11:22 Leave a Comment

Darling. ..😃
In pictures of Shiva-Parvathi,.... Shiva has a Trishool ....
In Vishnu-Lakshmi: there's Sudarshan chakra .....
In Ram-Sita: Bow & arrows....
....but in Krishna-Radha pic Krishna holds a flute.... Why?....😇

Hubby:
It's simple honey...
The three gods you mentioned first are with their wives.....
That's why they have weapons.. ...😃
Krishna is with his girlfriend... 💞
So no weapons!...😜

Indian women's name

By Jazz 11:21 Leave a Comment

AMAZING ...

75% of Indian women's name ends in "A".
15% of women's name ends in "I".
If you dont believe it,then check your wife, daughter's or mother's names...

Husband wife extreme troll

By Jazz 11:20 Leave a Comment

Beggar - Give me food.
Man - I'll give u vodka.

Beggar - i don't drink.
Man - i will give u cigarette
Beggar - i don't smoke.
Man - i will take u to d races.
Beggar - i don't gamble.
Man - i will get u a girlfriend.
Beggar - no i only love my wife.
Man - i'll give u food, but first u have to come to
my house.
Beggar - why?
Man - i want my wife to see what state people
get into when they don't drink, smoke, gamble
and only love their wife..
😀😀😀

Married ladies MEETING :

By Jazz 11:19 Leave a Comment

In a Married ladies MEETING :
The host asked a question ! When did u last say I LOVE YOU to ur husbands ??One said..today.. other said...
2 days back ..someone said...
1 week back... Host said "
Now, all of u send I LOVE YOU ..msg to ur husbands.
Whoever gets AWESOME reply will get a SURPRISE GIFT..". Everyone sent I LOVE U msg to their husbands. After sometime, HUSBANDs replies are as below.....

1) SWEETY, is ur health condition ok.right? 😝😝😝😝

2) Haven't u cooked today too?😊😊

3) Darling, R u out of balance for money given for home maintenance?

4) What the matter??

5) R u dreaming or am I ?
6)Did u like someone's Jewelry in the function u attended today?💍😄😄😄

7) I am already tensed in Office n now u r sending msgs like this... do u have brain?? 😥😥😥😥

8) How many times did I tell you not to watch those serials ?? 😛😛😛

9) Oho..did make an accident again? 😳😳😳😳😳

10) Should I pick kids from school today also?? 😀😀😀😀

and last one who won SURPRISE GIFT, msg is........

11) who is dis sending msg frm my wife mobile

😳😳..👫🙏🙏🙏 dont laugh alone pass it on.

Never Mess With a HR Personnel

By Jazz 11:17 Leave a Comment

Deadly one must read!!!
All salary ppl must read this:-----

After 2 years of selfless service, I realized that I had not been prmoted, no salary increment, no commendation.
So I decided to walk up to my HR Manager. The manager looked at me, smiled and asked me to sit down saying: "My friend you have not worked here for even a single day."

I was shocked to hear this !!!, but the manager went on to explain, and here's the conversation that took place.

Manager: How many days are there in a year?

Me: 365 days and sometimes 366.

Manager: How many hours make up a day?

Me: 24 Hours.

Manager: How long do u work in a day?

Me: 10am to 6pm
(i.e 8 hours a day.)

Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours?

Me: 8/24
i.e 1/3 (one third).

Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 366 days?

Me: 122
(1/3 x 366=122 days)

Manager: Do u come to work on weekends?

Me: No sir.

Manager: How many days are there in a year that are weekends?

Me: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.

Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 122 days. how many days
do u now have?

Me: 18 days.

Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do u have remaining?

Me: 4 days.

Manager: Do u work on Republic Day?

Me: No sir!

Manager: Do u come to work on Independance Day?

Me: No sir!

Manager: So how many days r left?

Me: 2 days Sir!

Manager: Do u come to work on New Years Day?

Me: No sir!

Manager: So how many days r left?

Me: 1 day sir!

Manager: Do u work on Diwali ?

Me: No Sir!

Manager: So how many days are left?

Me: None Sir!

Manager: So what r u claiming?

Me: I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing company
money all these days.

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
(HR-HIGH RISK.)
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.
.

So, How many days do you work ?😁😂

" Innovation and Peace"

By Jazz 11:15 Leave a Comment

A Young man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as "LOW BATTERY"..:|

Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger..
The guy was later nominated for Nobel prize for
" Innovation and Peace"
😜😉😝

Why you should collect that 1 rupee change from the supermarket.

By Jazz 11:15 Leave a Comment

Suppose 500 people visit bigbazaar daily. No one collects change.
500×1= rs500.
For 365 days, 500×365 = rs 1,82,500
This is from ONE bigbazaar MARKET.

There are 1500 bigbazaar markets in the country.
rs 1,82,500×1500 = rs 273,750,000

27crore per year.
& the worst part about this is, IT'S NOT EVEN TAXABLE because the bill doesn't count the one rupee, remember?
Now you know why they always put price tags like 49/- 99/- 999/- only?
Please forward this information.

'STRESS' & 'TENSION' in Life.

By Jazz 11:14 Leave a Comment

Worth reading- ☺☺

A group of friends visited their old university professor.

Conversation soon turned to complaints about

'STRESS' & 'TENSION' in Life.

Professor offered them Coffee & returned from kitchen with Coffee in different kinds of cups

(Glass Cups, Crystal Cups, Shining Ones, Some Plain Looking, Some Ordinary & Some Expensive Ones.

When all of them had a Cup in Hand,

the professor said:-

"If U noticed-

all the Nice Looking & Expensive Cups are taken up,

leavng-behind the ordinary ones.

Everyone of U wanted The Best CUPS,

that is the source of Ur STRESS & TENSION.

What U really wanted was

"Coffee", not the "Cup",

But U still went for the Best Cup.

If Life is Coffee,

Then Jobs, Money, Status etc are the Cups.

They are just TOOLS to hold and contain Life.

Pls Don't Let the CUPS Drive U.

Enjoy the COFFEE..

💐💐💐 ☕☕
pls read the above message it could make your life more happy and satisfying.

The Story of EYES!

By Jazz 11:13 Leave a Comment

Do you know the relation between two eyes...???
They never see each other... BUT

1. They blink together.
2. They move together.
3. They cry together.
4. They see together.
5. They sleep together.
They share a very deep bonded relationship...

However, when they see a pretty woman, one will blink and another will not...😉

Moral of the story: A pretty woman can break any relationship...😜

Press reporter to UAE captian:

By Jazz 11:13 Leave a Comment

Press reporter to UAE captian:
What do you say about loss against India ?.........

Captain (UAE) : Against India, We have won the toss at least, which even Pakistan & South Africa couldn't do... 😜😜😜😜

When asked, why you elected batting after winning the toss?
The captain of UAE replied "when we could make only 100-150, why to field for 400?" 😉😉😉

World cup 1983 & 2015

By Jazz 11:12 Leave a Comment

1983 World cup
6th March 1983
India vs West Indies
Score 183
Mohinder Amaranth 45 not out

2015 world cup
6th March
India vs West Indies
Score 183
Mahendar Singh Dhoni
45 not out

What a similarity@@@

Can any one say the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished'?

By Jazz 11:11 Leave a Comment

English Vinglish

🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄

Can any one say the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished'?

No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.'

However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clever winner.

His final challenge was this. Some say there is no difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.' Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.

His response was: When you marry the right woman, you are 'Complete.' If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'Finished.' And, when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are 'Completely Finished.'

His answer received a five minute standing ovation.
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕

Indians at the bar in foreign

By Jazz 11:09 Leave a Comment

An indian Lady visited a Bar🍺 for the First Time, She Sat at the Table in Front of the Bar Tender..

A Guy at Her Left side ordered: "Jack Daniels, Single"

A Guy at Her Right Side ordered: "Johnny Walker, Single"

The Bar Tender Looked at the Lady & said: And You..??

Lady replied: "Meenachi Shockalingam, Married.
😂😂😂

True Incident

By Jazz 11:08 Leave a Comment

Mr Anantharaman Subbaraman from Tamil Nadu was waiting for clearence in a US airport for over an hour..
Finally he went to the counter and asked "why are you not calling my name"?
Officer looking at his boarding card "We have been announcing & calling you for so long. Where were you"??
In the meantime an announcement came "final call for Mr. 'Another man Superman' please board the plane😄😄😄

Change

By Jazz 11:08 Leave a Comment

Great lines by K V Ramachandran Nair:

"Change cannot be given to you every time. You must bring the change."
-

Who's K V Ramachandran Nair?
He is a bus conductor. Now read it again!!

sunset at the North Pole

By Jazz 11:07 Leave a Comment

This is the sunset at the North Pole with the moon
at its closest point last week.

A scene you will probably never get to see in person,
so take a moment and enjoy God at work at the North Pole.

And, you also see the sun below the moon .

An amazing photo and not one easily duplicated.
You may want To pass it on to others so they can enjoy

Value of the things you have

By Jazz 11:06 Leave a Comment

JRD Tata had a friend who used to say that he misplaces and loses his pen very often.

He will use only very cheap pens so that he need not worry about losing them. He was worried about carelessness habit.

JRD suggested to him to buy the costliest pen he could afford and see what happens.

He did that and purchased a 22 carat gold Cross pen. After nearly six months JRD met him and asked him if he continues to misplace his pen.
His friend said that he is very careful about his costly pen and he is surprised how he has changed!

JRD explained to him that the value of the pen made the difference and there was nothing wrong with him as a person !
This is what happens in our life.
We are careful with things which we value most.
* If we value our health, we will be careful about what and how we eat;
* if we value our friends, we will treat them with respect;
* if we value money, we will be careful while spending;
* if we value our time, we will not waste it.
*if we value relationship we will not break it.

Carefulness is a basic trait all of us have, we know when to be careful!

Carelessness only shows what we don't value......

Have a wonderful and careful life !!
😊👍

A Burger or a Kiss!!!

By Jazz 11:04 Leave a Comment

Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ?

Husband: What do you think I am... a gardener ?

Wife: Can you fix the door handle ?

Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ?

In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.

Husband: Who did all this ?

Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options.... Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.

Husband: I am sure you must have given him a burger.

Wife: What do you think I am.......McDonald ?!!

😀😃ek dum chumma kida👌👌👌

Bengaluru Special 💁

By Jazz 11:04 Leave a Comment

*If you throw a stone
randomly in Bangalore,
chances are,
it will hit a dog or a
software engineer.
While the dog may or
may not have a strap
around his neck,
the software engineer
will definitely have one. 😜

*In India we drive on
the left of the road.
In Bangalore, we drive on
what is left of the road

*Q: What is the
easiest way of
causing traffic
accidents in Bangalore?
A: Follow the traffic rules.

* "A guy who was
hunting
house in Bangalore.
Meets old lady who
is potential landlord.
Conversation goes thus:
Old lady:
Where do you work, son?
Guy : I work in Infosys.
Old lady: Oh,
that bus company! Sorry,
we rent only to
good IT people.
It would appear that
Infosys operates
more buses
than BMTC in Bangalore"

* Bangalore, where
PG(Paying Guest) is
the first business
and IT, the second.

* When someone says
Its raining in Bangalore,
be sure to ask them
which area,
which lane and
which road.

* If a Bangalorean stops
at a traffic light,
others behind him
stop too because
The others
conclude that
he has spotted a
policeman that they
themselves have not.

*bangalore is the
only city where
distance is
measured in
units of time.

*Rickhsaw driver,
grocery seller and
common shop keeper
thinks that you earn
atleast 1 lakh p/month
if you are in IT sector.

* Out of every 100
software engineers
in Bangalore,
90 are
utterly frustrated
and
rest have a gf/bf.

* Bus drivers use
horns instead of brakes

* I quote : Bangalore:
The City where
more people know
Language C than kannada".

* Universal answer
in Bangalore is
"Adjust maadi"

😄😜😜

Why Planning is important?

By Jazz 11:03 Leave a Comment

One Night 4 college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.

See Below for the question Paper

Q.1. Your Name........ .........
(2 MARKS)

Q.2.. Which tyre burst?
(98 MARKS)
       a) Front Left
       b) Front Right
       c) Back Left
       d) Back Right

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

True story from IIT Bombay ....Batch 1992