Friday, 25 March 2016
Chicken vocabulary
1. Who is the father of chicken?
Chicken ka bab.
2. Who is the mother of chicken?
Chicken Kima.
3. How do you tell a chicken to call you on your mobile?
Kalmi chicken
4. What happens when a chicken takes bath?
Chicken showerma.
5. Chicken in trouble?
Chicken soup.
6. Chicken getting injection?
Chicken teeka.
7. Chicken doing flattery?
Butter chicken.
8. Chicken on a winter night?
Chilly chicken.
9. Chicken @ retirement?
Chicken 65.ЁЯШВ
Pancha Buta Sthalas(courtesy google maps)
The five temples in the pic are Pancha Buta Sthalas(courtesy google maps), all of them built by people of highest spiritual accomplishment.
Not only is Kalahasti, Kanchipuram & Chidambram in a straight line and longitude but Kalahasti, Tiruvanaikoil and Tiruvannamalai are also on a straight line.
All 5 temples joined together form an isosceles triangle with the distance from Kalahasti to Tiruvanamalai equal to distance from Kalahasti to Chidambaram.
Tiruvanamalai dissects the distance between Kalahasti to Tiruvanaikoil. ie, it is in the exact middle of Kalahasti to Tiruvanaikoil.
Note that Kanchi Ekambareshwar temple is also one thirds distance between Kalahasti and Chidambaram.
Tradition says Seekers should visit these in natural order, ie, Earth,
Water,
Fire,
Air and
Space - namely Kanchi,Tiruvanaikoil,Tiruvanamalai,Kalahasti and Chidambaram.
Interestingly, the most significant point of this triangle is the where most holy shrine of them all, Chidambaram, is constructed.
Drawing a line from this point connects temples in Kanchi & Kalahasti.
Drawing a line from here to Tiruvannamalai bisects the line between Kalahasti and Tiruvanaikoil!!!!!
ЁЯЩПЁЯП╗Shambho! Siva SamboЁЯЩПЁЯП╗
ЁЯЩПЁЯП╗ Hari Oom ЁЯЩПЁЯП╗
Sunday, 20 March 2016
Vijay Mallya returns from UK
V Mallya returns from UK and visits SBI
I have come to return my 9000 crs debt
Sbi employee: looks at him and says.
Sir its lunchtime. Come after 3 PM
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Saturday, 19 March 2016
Appraisal interview of Gayle:
Gayle:- Sir, I scored 211 Runs in 118 Balls. I made the team win the crucial match. I should get "A" rating.
Manager:- You hit 17 Sixes and 23 Fours. Though, that is good but that is not something new you have done. That is why we hired you. As this is not something new, I will mark it as "Innovation Lacking".
Gayle:- But sir, I played according to the situation. I took 21 singles as well.
Manager:- Exactly, your performance is not consistent. You played 15 Dot Balls as well. This means, you failed to optimize the resources.
Gayle:- But…
Manager:- Also, I would like to mention that you are not a team player. The whole team scored 112 and you all alone made 211.
Gayle:- What??
Manager:- Yes. So, overall, you are getting a "C" rating for the year. Improve Consistency, Innovation, Utilization and Team Work.ЁЯШЬЁЯШВ
Positive thinking, Attitude and Confidence at peak
Doctor :
Your Liver is enlarged
Patient :
Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?
This is called...
- Positive Thinking..
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Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Doc :- How come???
Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... ЁЯШЬ
Now this is called positive attitude.. ЁЯСНЁЯСН
Self Confidence at its PeakЁЯСЙ
A Man wrote to SBI (India's largest lender)
"My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".
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