Saturday, 19 March 2016

Positive thinking, Attitude and Confidence at peak

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Doctor :
Your Liver is enlarged

Patient :
Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?

This is called...
- Positive Thinking..
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Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doc :- How come???

Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... ๐Ÿ˜œ

Now this is called positive attitude.. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

Self Confidence at its Peak๐Ÿ‘‰

A Man wrote to SBI (India's largest lender)

"My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".
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