Sunday, 31 January 2016
Friday, 29 January 2016
Engineer's way of putting leave
Engineer to his Incharge: Sir, I need one day leave for an important work.
Incharge: Answer only one question and you can get one day leave.
Engineer: Please ask Sir.
Incharge: Tell... Why Kattappa killed Bahubali?
Engineer: Sir I think.... Bahubali might not had approved Kattappa's one day leave.....
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Today that Engineer is on 7 days causal leave and Enjoying 😉😉
I'm proud to be an Engineer 😝😂😜😂😃😜
Chanakya solves Chitragupta's problem :
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One day Chitragupta told Bramha that he should stop this scheme that if ladies keep Karva Chauth...they will get the same husband for the next 7 janmas.
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Brahma asked, "Why"❓
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Chitragupta : .Sir, its becoming difficult to manage...
The wife want the same
Husband 👨 and the husband want a new wife💃
Its a problem to convince both.
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Bramha : But this can't be stopped...
It's been going on since times immemorial.
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Just then Narada comes and he suggested...
On earth, there is a great person called " Chanakya" 👳
Ask him for a solution.
(Chitragupta meets "Chanakya")
In one minute "Chanakya" solves the problem...😎
he advised .Chitragupta..
Any wife who wants the same ..husband... tell her that,
she will also get the same "MOTHER IN LAW". for the next 7 lives 💀😖👹
All women screamed "oh god no!!!"
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Problem solved😜😜😜
Thursday, 28 January 2016
Life is Beautiful
Father is flying a kite. His son is watching him carefully. After some time son says "Dad. Because of the string the kite is not able to go any further higher."Hearing this, the father smiles and breaks the string. The kite goes higher and then shortly after that, it comes and falls on the ground. The child is very dejected and sad.
The father sits next to him and calmly explains: "Son, in life we reach a certain level and then we feel that there are certain things that are not letting us grow any further like Home, Family, Culture etc. We feel we want to be free from those strings which we believe are stopping us from going higher. But, remember son."That our home , family and culture are the things that will help us stay stable at the high heights . If we try to break away from those strings our condition will be similar to the kite."we'll fall down soon..
Moral: "Never go away from home culture, family, and relationships as they help keep us stable while we are flying high."
Life is Beautiful
Tuesday, 26 January 2016
Wednesday, 20 January 2016
Ñew scheme for wives
✈ Jet airways launched a scheme where a husband can take his wife free on their business trip.
After big Success of the scheme.
Jet Airways sent letters to all wives asking about their experience?
99% wifes replied
What scheme??😨
Which trip??😱
and When was it??
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Tuesday, 19 January 2016
develop positive thinking.
A 4 yr old boy was in the market with his 6 yr old sister...
Suddenly the boy found that his sister was lagging behind.He stopped and looked back. His sister was standing in front of a toy shop and was watching something with great interest.
The boy went back to her and asked ,"Do you want something?"
The sister pointed at the doll. The boy held her hand and like a responsible elder brother, gave that doll to her. The sister was very very happy... The shopkeeper was watching everything and getting amused to see the matured behaviour of the boy...
Now the boy came to the counter and asked the shopkeeper, "What is the cost of this doll,Sir!"
The shopkeeper was a cool man and had experienced the odds of life. So he asked the boy with a lot of love n affection : " Well, what can you pay?" The boy took out all the shells that he had collected from sea shore, from his pocket and gave them to the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper took the shells and started counting as if he were counting the currency. Then he looked at the boy. The boy asked him worriedly : "Is it less?" The shopkeeper sai : "No, No ! These are more than the cost. So I will return the remaining." Saying so, he kept only 4 shells with him and returned the remaining. The boy, very happily kept those shells back in his pocket and went away with his sister...
A servant in that shop got very surprised watching all these. He asked his master: "Sir! You gave away such a costly doll just for 4 shells ? "
The shopkeeper said with a smile : "Well ! For us these are mere shells. But for that boy, these shells are very precious. And at this age he does not understand what money is, but when he will grow up, he definitely will. And when he would remember that he purchased a doll with the shells instead of money, he will remember me and think that world is full of GOOD people. He will develop positive thinking.
Spread the Smiles and Happiness
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