Monday, 27 July 2015

Unknown Fact of Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam

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There were about 70 scientists working on a very hectic project. All of them were really frustrated due to the pressure of work and the demands of their boss but everyone was loyal to him and did not think of quitting the job.

One day, one scientist came to his boss and told him - Sir, I have promised to my children that I will take them to the exhibition going on in our township. So I want to leave the office at 5 30 pm.

His boss replied "OK, You're permitted to leave the office early today"

The Scientist started working. He continued his work after lunch. As usual he got involved to such an extent that he looked at his watch when he felt he was close to completion.The time was 8.30 PM. Suddenly he remembered of the promise he had given to his children.

He looked for his boss,,He was not there. Having told him in the morning itself, he closed everything and left for home.

Deep within himself, he was feeling guilty for having disappointed his children.He reached home. Children were not there.His wife alone was sitting in the hall and reading magazines.

The situation was explosive, any talk would boomerang on him. His wife asked him "Would you like to have coffee or shall I straight away serve dinner if
you are hungry.

The man replied "If you would like to have coffee, i too will have but what about Children ??"
Wife replied "You don't know ?? Your manager came here at 5.15 PM and has taken the children to the exhibition "

What had really happened was ... The boss who granted him permission was observing him working seriously at 5.00 PM. He thought to himself, this person will not leave the work, but if he has promised his children they should enjoy the visit to exhibition. So he took the lead in taking them to exhibition

The boss does not have to do it everytime. But once it is done, loyalty is established.

That is why all the scientists at Thumba continued to work under their boss eventhough the stress was tremendous.

By the way , can you guess as who the boss was ????????
.
He was none other than Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam, Ex- President of India...!!!

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Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam's Inspirational Speech

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Ramayana Trolled

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In a class where snippets from the Ramayana were being taught....

Teacher: The squirrel got its 3 stripes because Rama affectionately ran his fingers on its back.

Tintu Mon: Don't bluff sir, if that is the case then Sita should look like a zebra.....,.. ЁЯШЭЁЯШЭЁЯШДЁЯШДЁЯШД

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Sunday, 26 July 2015

Can't Hear in Kitchen

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Joe was a house keeper who had this habit of drinking from his boss's wine bottle and replacing it with water.  ?

The boss, Sam, did suspect him but tolerated it for a while..

But when this became a daily routine, Sam decided to do something to trap Joe.

So he shouted: "Joe?"

Joe answered from the kitchen: "Yes boss?"

Sam: "Who drank my wine and added water in the bottle?" 

There was no answer from the kitchen. 

The boss repeated the question, still no answer.  

The angry boss marched to the kitchen and threatened Joe,

"What the hell is going on? When I call your name you respond with 'Yes Boss' but when I ask you a question, you remain silent. What is this !!!"

Joe said: "It is like this. In the kitchen, you can hear only your name being called..

You don't hear anything else that is said, I swear."

Sam: "How is that possible? All right, I will prove you wrong..

You stay right here in the hall with Madam,

I will go to the kitchen and you ask me a question"

So the boss went to the kitchen.

Joe shouted: "Boss?"

Boss: "Yes Joe?"

Joe: "Who got the maid pregnant?"

No reply.

Joe, yet again: "And who arranged for her abortion?"
Once again silence..

Sam came running from the kitchen and said: "you are right Joe. When one is in kitchen, one can't hear anything but one's name.  That's bloody strange. !"?...☺☺☺ЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШЬЁЯШЬЁЯШАЁЯШАЁЯШ╖ЁЯШ╖ЁЯШ╖ЁЯШ▓ЁЯШ▓

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Trust Your Inner Voice ЁЯШК

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Once upon a time,
Two young boys were playing on thin ice.

As they were playing, one of them fell through that ice into the lake underneath.

The other one tried hard and he couldn't reach his friend through that gap.

So he walked up to a tree, pulled and broke a branch of enormous size.

He came back and started beating the ice and he saved his friend.

When the paramedics came and they were able to revive the kid, they were baffled and they couldn't understand that how did his friend break an enormous sized branch and then beat the ice and save his friend.

They thought it was IMPOSSIBLE

Then the old man who was standing there said, "I can tell you how he did it."

They said, How..? How he did it.

The old man said,
There was no one here to Tell him that he CAN'T do it.

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What is infinite Loop??

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The boss calls his female secretary & says:"Get ready for d weekend, We r going on a business trip."

The secretary calls husband & says:"Me & my boss r going on a business trip for 2 days so takecare of urself"

The husband calls his girlfriend & says:"My wife is going on a business trip come home we can have fun"

The girlfriend calls the boy to whom she gives tuition: "No tuition this weekend."

The boy calls his father:"Dad, at last we can spend this weekend together."

Dad (The boss) calls his secretary & says:"Business trip is cancelled. I'm going to spend weekend with my son"

The secretary calls husband:"I won't be going"

The husband calls his girlfriend:"I am sorry My wife is not going "

The girlfriend calls boy:"You have tuition"

Boy calls his father & says:"Sorry Dad, I've classes"

The Dad calls his secretary..... ЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШЬЁЯШЬЁЯШЬЁЯШЬ

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TN CONQUERING USA

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роЗродைропெро▓்ро▓ாроо் роХேроЯ்роЯுроХிроЯ்роЯு роЗро░ுрои்род роЗрой்ройொро░ு рокெро░ிроп роЕро▒ிро╡ாро│ி роТро░ு роЪூрок்рокро░் роХேро│்ро╡ி роХேроЯ்роЯாрой்..роОрой்ройрой்ройா....

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