Stock Market is a Monkey Business

There lived lot of monkeys in a village.

One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys.

He announced that he will buy a monkey @  hundred rupees each.

The villagers thought that this man is mad

They thought  , how can somebody buy stray monkeys
.did anybody give 100 rupees
For this useless monkeys?
Still,some peoples caught some monkeys and gave it to this merchant and he gave 100 rupees for each monkey. 😜

This news spread like anything and people caught monkeys and sold it to the🐥 monkey merchant.

After some days he announced that he will buy monkeys @ 200 each.😜

The lazy villagers ran around to catch the remaining monkeys🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

They sold the remaining monkeys @200 each.

Then the merchant announced that he buy monkeys @500 each.👍👍

The villagers  lost sleep. .They
Caught six or seven monkeys ,which was left and got 500 each...👍👌

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement. 😳😳

Then the merchant announced that he is going home for one week 😀😃
And when he returns. .he buy monkeys @ 1000 each...👍👍

He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys.👨
He was alone taking care of all the monkeys in a cage.

The merchant went home ...🚘

The villagers were very sad that .There were no monkeys left for them to sell it at 1000 rupees.😭😭

Then his employee told them that he will give some monkeys @700 each secretly.
👍👍

This news also flashed like fire ,since the merchant buy monkey @ 1000 each.300 profit for one monkey...

LADDU 🌟🌟💥broke on villagers head...

The next day villagers made a quea near the monkey cage🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

The employee sold all the monkeys at 700 each😀😀😀😀

The rich bought monkeys in lot. The poor also borrowed money from financers and bought monkeys.

He sold all the monkeys @ 700 rupees .😁😁

The villagers took care of their monkeys & waited for the merchant to return.

But nobody came...😳
Then they ran to the employee. ...

But he has already left. .🙆🙆🙆🙆

Then the villagers realised
That ,they have bought the useless & stray monkeys
@ 700 each😳😳

This is the business ,now we
Call STOCK MARKET😀😀

This business has made a lot of people bankrupt &  a few people crorepathies in this monkey business. .😝😝😂😂.

How is the story of money market...no no ..monkey market ?😊if u like the story share with ur friends.let them also laugh....😂😂😂.

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Mon(k)ey Market

There lived lot of monkeys in a village.

One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys.

He announced that he will buy a monkey @  hundred rupees each.

The villagers thought that this man is mad

They thought  , how can somebody buy stray monkeys
.did anybody give 100 rupees
For this useless monkeys?
Still,some peoples caught some monkeys and gave it to this merchant and he gave 100 rupees for each monkey. 😜

This news spread like anything and people caught monkeys and sold it to the🐥 monkey merchant.

After some days he announced that he will buy monkeys @ 200 each.😜

The lazy villagers ran around to catch the remaining monkeys🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

They sold the remaining monkeys @200 each.

Then the merchant announced that he buy monkeys @500 each.👍👍

The villagers  lost sleep. .They
Caught six or seven monkeys ,which was left and got 500 each...👍👌

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement. 😳😳

Then the merchant announced that he is going home for one week 😀😃
And when he returns. .he buy monkeys @ 1000 each...👍👍

He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys.👨
He was alone taking care of all the monkeys in a cage.

The merchant went home ...🚘

The villagers were very sad that .There were no monkeys left for them to sell it at 1000 rupees.😭😭

Then his employee told them that he will give some monkeys @700 each secretly.
👍👍

This news also flashed like fire ,since the merchant buy monkey @ 1000 each.300 profit for one monkey...

LADDU 🌟🌟💥broke on villagers head...

The next day villagers made a quea near the monkey cage🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

The employee sold all the monkeys at 700 each😀😀😀😀

The rich bought monkeys in lot. The poor also borrowed money from financers and bought monkeys.

He sold all the monkeys @ 700 rupees .😁😁

The villagers took care of their monkeys & waited for the merchant to return.

But nobody came...😳
Then they ran to the employee. ...

But he has already left. .🙆🙆🙆🙆

Then the villagers realised
That ,they have bought the useless & stray monkeys
@ 700 each😳😳

This is the business ,now we
Call STOCK MARKET😀😀

This business has made a lot of people bankrupt &  a few people crorepathies in this monkey business. .😝😝😂😂.

How is the story of money market...no no ..monkey market ?😊if u like the story share with ur friends. Let them also laugh....😂😂😂.

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Management Medicine

There was a king he had 10 wild dogs...
He used them to torture and eat all ministers who made mistakes.

So one of the minister's once gave an opinion which was wrong, and which the king didn't like at all…
So he ordered that the minister to be thrown to the dogs.

So the minister said,
"I served you 10 years and you do this..?

Pease give me 10 days before you throw me in with those dogs!
So the king agreed…

In those 10 days the minister went to the guard that was guarding the dogs and told him he wants to serve the dogs for the next 10 days…

The guard was baffled…
But he agreed…
So the minister started feeding the dogs, cleaning for them, washing them, providing all sorts of comfort for them.

So when the 10 days were up…

The king ordered that the minister be thrown in to the dogs for his punishment.

But when he was thrown in,

Everyone was amazed at what they saw..
They saw the dogs licking the feet of the minister!

So the king baffled at what he saw… Said:" what happened to the dog. !!!"

The minister then said;"
I served the dogs for 10 days and they didn't forget my service…
Yet I served you for 10 years and you forgot all at the first mistake!"…

So the king realised his mistake

and

Got crocodiles instead 😂

Moral : What management decided is decided..  though they are wrong, u will be screwed.

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A Girl chatting online with unknown man

A Girl chatting online with
unknown man ........

Man:"Can u giv me ur e-mail id ?"

Girl:Sure........here it's...

"ihaveBoyFrnd.ilovehim@getlost.com"

Unknown man:Thanks.....here's my
e-mail id....

.
.
.
"imUrDad.comehome@TodayDiwaliforyou.com" 😡😬

😂😂😜😝😛😉😋
Dnt laugh alone .....
Pass it ....😀😀

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Best Joke in a competition held in Britain

PASSWORD PROBLEMS:
 
WINDOWS:   Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage
 

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
 
USER:   boiled cabbage
 
 

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
   
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
 


WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
 
USER:  50bloodyboiledcabbages
 
 

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character.
  
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages



WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively.

USER:   50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow!



WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
 
USER :  IWillHuntYouDown50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow
 
 
WINDOWS:   Sorry, that password is already in use.😂
(This joke won an award for the Best Joke in a competition held in Britain)

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Useful Health Tips

useful Health Tips:
😴😀

🐜  Ants Problem:
       Ants hate Cucumbers.
       "KEEP the skin of
        Cucumbers near the
        Place where they are
        or at Ant Hole.  

🎆  To make the Mirror
        Shine:
        "Clean with Sprite"

  💨 To remove Chewing
        Gum from Clothes:
        "Keep the Cloth in
        the Freezer for One
        Hour"

💭   To Whiten White
        Clothes:
        "Soak White Clothes
        in hot water with a
        Slice of Lemon for 10
        Minutes"

🙇  To give a Shine to
        your Hair:
        "Add one Teaspoon
        of Vinegar to Hair,
        then wash Hair"

🍋  To get maximum
        Juice out of Lemons:
        "Soak Lemons in Hot
        Water for One Hour,
        and then juice them"

🍞  To avoid smell of
       Cabbage while
       cooking:
       "Keep a piece of
        Bread on the
        Cabbage in the
        Vessel while cooking"

👕  To remove Ink from
       Clothes:
       "Put Toothpaste 🍥
       on the Ink Spots
       generously and let it
       dry completely, then
       wash"

🐀  To get rid of Mice or
       Rats:
       "Sprinkle Black
       Pepper in places
       where you find Mice &
       Rats. They will run
       away"

🍸 Take Water Before
       Bedtime..
       "About 90% of Heart
       Attacks occur Early in
       the Morning & it can
       be reduced if one
       takes a Glass or two
       of Water before going
       to bed at Night"

💐 We Know Water is
       important but never
       knew about the
       Special Times one
       has to drink it.. !!

       Did you  ??? 

💦 Drinking Water at the
       Right Time ⏰
       Maximizes its
       effectiveness on the
       Human Body;

       1⃣  1 Glass of Water
              after waking up -
             🕕⛅ helps to
              activate internal
              organs..

       2⃣  1 Glass of Water
              30 Minutes  🕧
              before a Meal -
              helps digestion..

       3⃣ 1 Glass of Water
              before taking a
              Bath 🚿 - helps
              lower your blood
              pressure.

       4⃣ 1 Glass of Water
              before going to
              Bed - 🕙 avoids
              Stroke  or Heart
              Attack.

🃏😄
🏁___🐎______________🐢...

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Sun's Question

Who will work in my absence? 
Sun asked the entire world during sunset. Everyone remained silent,
But the candle whispered "Will Try My Level Best."
It's not the SIZE..... but the ATTITUDE that shines.
🌺😊🌺

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