Seven Wonders of Life -
1. Your mother - who is the first person to welcome you in this world.
2. Your Father - who is the first person to go through all the hardships just to see you smile!
3. Your sibling - the first person to teach you the art of 'sharing and caring'.
4. Your friend - the first person to teach you how to respect people with different opinions and viewpoints!
5. Your love - the first person to make you realize the value of sacrifice and compromise and the first one for whom you've to fight the world to be together.
6. Your children - the first little person to teach you how to be selfless and think about others before yourself.
7. Your grandchildren - the only creatures who make you want to live the life, all over again... 😊
Sunday, 26 July 2015
Seven Wonders of Life -
joke of the decade
This was ultimate... joke of the decade
Here's Santa @ His Best:
Santa calls up "TOI Chairman Vineet Jain"
Santa: "I want to replace#ArnabGoswami on TimesNow"
Vineet Jain : "Are you an idiot??"
Santa: "Why?? is it Compulsory???"😳😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
Wife's Memory Trolls Her Husband
This one's a Ladies special...
Written by a lady...
After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my bag. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is the car will be stolen.
Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, Description of the car, Place I parked etc, I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that the car had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband,
"Honey", I stammered; (I always call him "honey" in times like these.) "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, then pls come and get me."
He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."...
Don't laugh alone...send to other husbands or wives..
Killer jokes
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Teacher - Can you please tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people's lives ?"
Student :
"Smo-king & Drin-king " !!!
Teacher Resigned !😂😂😇😇
Teacher: Who was Akbar ?
Boy: Akbar was Gay.
Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?
Boy:- We have heard Laila - Majnu, Romeo-Juliet
But Only
Akbar - Birbal !
Teacher died😂😂😂
This 1 is a killer 1 .....
Teacher : Students, what is the meaning of the green dot on the cover of britannia tiger biscuit?
Student : Tiger is online.😂😂😂
Saturday, 25 July 2015
Killers Jokes
Superb👍👍👍
Doctor: Which soap do you use?
Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's soap.
Doctor: Paste?
Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's paste
Doctor: Shampoo?
Patient: - K. P. Namboodiri's shampoo.
Doctor: Is K.P. Namboodiri an international brand?
Patient: No. K. P. Namboodiri is my roommate !
Ø A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – "Which book has helped you most in your life?"
The woman replied – "My husband's cheque book !!"
Ø A prospective husband in a book store "Do you have a book called, 'Husband – the Master of the House'? Sales Girl : "Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!".
Ø Someone asked an old man : "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv. What's the secret ?
Old man : I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her.
Ø A man in Hell asked Devil : Can I make a call to my Wife ? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing. Hell to hell is Free.
Ø Husband to wife – Today is a fine day. Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day, he says same thing – Today is a fine day. Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband – since last one week, you are saying this "Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter?
Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, "I will leave you one fine day." I was just trying to remind you……
Have a laugh, laughter is the best medicine...Pass it on!
Joke time.....📢📢📢📢📢
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Argument between British and India.
British - we spoiled ur mother land for 200 yrs hahaha
India - hahaha we r spoiling your mother tongue evryday hahahahahaha
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Sardar in computr exam.
Exmnr- wht iz microsoft excel ?
Sardar - i thnk it iz a new brand of surf excel to clean d computer...
New in Market...........fwd it quickly.....
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