Tuesday, 24 September 2019

பாட்டி Attrocities😭🤣😂

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மாடிப்படி ஏறி இறங்கும் போது தவறி விழுந்து காலை உடைத்துக் கொண்டார் பாட்டி. 

எலும்பு முறிவுச் சிகிச்சை நிபுணர் பாட்டிக்கு வைத்தியம் பார்த்தார். 

கட்டுப் போட்ட பிறகு பாட்டியிடம் சொன்னார்: "பாட்டி! இனிமேல் ஆறுமாசத்துக்கு மாடிப்படி ஏறக்கூடாது."

ஆறுமாசம் கழித்து டாக்டர் பாட்டியிடம் சொன்னார்: "பாட்டி! இனிமேல் நீங்கள் மாடிப்படி ஏறலாம். உங்கள் கால் நல்லா ஆயிடுச்சி!"

பாட்டி டாக்டரிடம் சொன்னார்: "அப்பாடா! இப்பவாவது சொன்னியே. எத்தனை நாளைக்குத் தான் நான் பைப் வழியா ஏறி இறங்குறது???".

"பாட்டீஈஈஈஈ" மயக்கம் போட்டு விழுந்தார் டாக்டர்.

படித்ததில் சிரித்தது.
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Saturday, 14 September 2019

Healthy people are not needed for a good economy

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Hilarious but true too 😄

Sanjay Thakrar, CEO at Euro Exim Bank Ltd.  got economists thinking when he said :

A cyclist is a disaster for the country's economy ...........?

- He does not buy the car & does not take car loan

- Does not buy car insurance

- Does not buy Fuel

- Does not send his car for servicing & repairs

- Does not use paid Parking

- Does not become Obese

- Yes,.....and well, damn it !!  Healthy people are not needed for economy. They do not buy drugs. They do not go to Hospitals & Doctors.

They add nothing to country's GDP.

On the contrary, every new McDonald outlet creates at least 30 jobs - 10 Cardiologists, 10 Dentists, 10 weight loss experts apart from people working in McDonald outlet.

Choose wisely:

A Cyclist or a McDonald ?

Worth thinking. 🤔🤔😀😀


This may also be the reason for Indian economic slow down... 🤪😜
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Thursday, 1 February 2018

Chartered Accountants' reply after Budget

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The big myth on Income Tax Payers in India;

 Data from a Chartered Accountants' group.......;
✍ FM said during his budget speech that we are largely a tax 'non- compliant' society and presented that only 3.7 crores are  filing ITRs in this poor country of 125 crore population .

The reply by CAs :

Sir,
We have 82 crore voters out of which,

- 75% are agriculturists  ie. 61.5 crores ( You exempted them straightaway, but they can also buy cars , bungalows etc. as you quoted.. Your political colleagues are also enjoying this exemption)

Balance remains.......20.5 crores

Less:24% BPL class ( Below poverty line)

Means 15 crore population ( which is non agriculturist and non BPL) ..

Less : Senior Citizens, Non working wives, unemployed youths, below-taxable income earners...political class..(say 75%) ... in a typical indian family only 1 earning member and 5/6 are dependent on him....

Balance: (15-11.25)=3.75 crores is the earning class ... which can file ITRs and ... they are already filing it...

.... So almost no gap as FM  is stressing unnecessarily without knowing his country🤓😝😱

if FM wants more people to come into tax net ...then... instead foolishly resorting to rampant raids, surveys...notices... scrutiny ..... demonetisations etc etc viewed as tax terrorism  ... he should defy his negative bureaucrats and .......

1. Introduce simple Income Tax on Agricultural Income on large landlords ( Say 10 Acres plus ) - you can add 26% of Agriculturists as tax payers ( Politicians are also enjoying this exemption )

2. Instead of introducing 5000/10000 penalties on late filers of IT return ...
come out with positive approach and introduce incentives to IT return filers ( learn from Pakistan, IT assessee gets discount in purchase of Car )

3. Introduce Privilege card to  those paying taxes above certain limit.. privilege card to entitle assessee with benefits like Priority quota in railway tickets , Use of airport lounges, subsidised medical facilities, etc etc... *let Tax payers feel proud

4. Introduce medical insurance / life insurance on basis of average ITR filled... like coverage upto twice of Gross Income in ITR filed for mediclaim and ten times risk cover in case of life insurance

5. Introduce Pension after 65 yrs of age on the basis of tax paid by tax payer during his working life..

Let honest taxpayers get certain direct benefits....

As on today, 3.3% of Indian population is filing ITRs as compared to 8% of China...adding large agriculturists to Income Tax may shoot the figure to more than 10% .... it may help you to cool your tax terrorism mindset and a tax compliant nation ...😊
LET'S SPREAD THIS TO EDUCATE HONEST TAX PAYERS
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Robot 2 Vadivel Meme

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Imran Tahir #CSK Memes

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Sunday, 19 March 2017

India To Help Ghana Build 400-Seater Capacity Parliamentary Chamber

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Ghana's wish to have a new Parliamentary Chamber to accommodate more people could soon materialise, following the decision of the Indian government to extend its assistance in that regard.

The 400-seater capacity new chamber will replace the present 275-seater capacity chamber which was configured in 2013 to accommodate more Members of Parliament (MPs).

The Speaker of Parliament, Professor Mike Aaron Ocquaye, told the Daily Graphic in an interview in India on the sidelines of the just-ended 12th Confederation of Indian Industries (CII) Exim Bank Conclave on India-Africa Partnership in India that an Indian construction firm, Shapoorji Pallonji, which built the Flagstaff House from 2006 to 2008, had already put a team of architects on site for feasibility studies.

The studies, he said, would allow the company to present a proposal and drawings of the new facility to the leadership of Parliament to be studied for a possible approval.

To read full article - https://goo.gl/BIxXQX
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Partial Solar Eclipse

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